Intro: Cm Dm Gbm F One two three four! Ab7 Ab Verse 1: F Ab7 Oh! Ab You can tell F From the scars on my arms F7 And cracks in my hips Ab7 And the dents in my car And the blisters on my lips D7 F That I'm not the carefullest of girls Verse 2: F You can tell F From the glass on the floor And the strings that're breaking Ab7 And I keep on breaking more D7 And it looks like I am shaking D F But it's just the temperature And then again Verse 3: C F If it were any colder I could disengage D If I were any older I would act my age F But I don't think that you'd believe me C F It's not the way I'm meant To be D F Ab7 It's just the way the operation made me Verse 4: Ab And you can tell F From the state of my room That they let me out too soon Ab And the pills that I ate Came a couple years too late Dm D And I've got some issues to work through F There I go again C Pretending to be you F Make-believing Am That I have a soul beneath the surface E Trying to convince you F It was accidentally on purpose Interlude: Ab Fm Chorus: Db I am not so serious Eb This passion is a plagiarism Bb I might join your century Db But only on a rare occasion I was taken out Eb Before the labor pains set in and now Bb Behold the world's worst accident F I am the girl anachronism Interlude: Ab F Ab7 Verse 5: Ab And you can tell F By the red in my eyes F7 And the bruises on my thighs Ab7 And the knots in my hair And the bathtub full of flies Dm F That I'm not right now at all There I go again C Pretending that I'll fall F Don't call the doctors Dm F Cause they've seen it all before C F They'll say just let her crash and burn She'll learn D F The attention just encourages her Verse 6: Ab And you can tell F From the full-body cast F That you're sorry that you asked Though you did everything you could Ab Like any decent person would D F But I might be catching so don't touch C F You'll start believing you're immune to gravity and stuff Don't get me wet D F Because the bandages will all come off nc You can tell F From the smoke at the stake That the current state is critical Ab F Well, it is the little things, for instance: In the time it takes to break it she can make up ten excuses: F Please excuse her for the day, it's just the way the medication makes her... Chorus: Ab Db Eb I don't necessarily believe there is a cure for this Bb Db So I might join your century but only as a doubtful guest Eb I was too precarious removed as a caesarian Bb Behold the world's worst accident: F Bb I am the girl anachronism -I am the girl anachronism- F Bb I am the girl anachronism -I am the girl anachronism- F I am the girl -I am the girl- I am the girl!... F I am the girl anachronism!