Verse:
C
It's not easy having yourself a good time
Fm
Greasing up those bets and betters
Fm
Watching out they don't four-letter
C
xxxx and kiss you both at the same time
Fm
Smells-like something I've forgotten
Fm
Curled up died and now it's rotten


   Gm
I'm not a gangster tonight
  Ab
Don't want to be a bad guy
    Gm
I'm just a loner baby
   Ab
And now you're gotten in my way

Chorus:
Eb
I can't decide
        G
Whether you should live or die
            Ab
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
              F
Please don't hang your head and cry
           Cm
No wonder why
                Eb
My heart feels dead inside
      G                 Ab
It's cold and hard and petrified
Eb                   F
Lock the doors and close the blinds
       Ab   Bb     Eb
We're going for a ride

Verse:
C
It's a xxxxx convincing people to like you
Fm
If I stop now call me a quitter
Fm
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
C
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Fm
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Fm
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled


Gm
I've got to hand it to you
Ab
You've played by all the same rules
Gm
It takes the truth to fool me
Ab
And now you've made me angry

Chorus:
Eb
I can't decide
        G
Whether you should live or die
            Ab
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
              F
Please don't hang your head and cry
           Cm
No wonder why
                Eb
My heart feels dead inside
      G                 Ab
It's cold and hard and petrified
Eb                   F
Lock the doors and close the blinds
       Ab   Bb     Eb
We're going for a ride
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Bridge:
              C
Oh I could throw you in the lake
              Fm
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
          Bb                                 Eb
I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
             G
Oh I could bury you alive
                Cm
But you might crawl out with a knife
              Abm
And kill me when I'm sleeping
  Bb
That's why

Chorus:
 Eb
I can't decide
        G
Whether you should live or die
            Ab
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
              F
Please don't hang your head and cry
           Cm
No wonder why
                Eb
My heart feels dead inside
      G                 Ab
It's cold and hard and petrified
Eb                   F
Lock the doors and close the blinds
       Ab   Bb     Eb
We're going for a ride