E A Well if you like romance, and dinner for two, B E Then Valentines Day is just perfect for you. E A But if you’re like the rest of us, then it’s really a drag B E Because all of that xxxx just makes me gag. A B E And a- I don’t want a valentine, just a fifth of Jack Daniels, and a bottle of wine. A B E Stay at home all by myself, with my cat watching Netflix on the couch. A Everywhere I look I see roses, and hearts, B E And I feel the strong urge to tear them all apart. A And people are desperately flirting, because they know B E That on Valentines Day they’ll be all alone. A And there’s boxes of chocolates, and holding hands, B E As the lovers all makes stupid Valentines plans. A Cupid shoots an arrow through the air, B E Well I’m single this year, so I really don’t care. A B E And a- I don’t want a valentine, just a fifth of Jack Daniels, and a bottle of wine. A B E Stay at home all by myself, with my cat watching Netflix on the couch.