Intro: C D F C Verse: C D I walk down to the street, in Muffin Street F C I see a poor old woman leaving her car D I walk up to her and I say the following words; F C "Give me the damn keys, you little hamburger" D I walked up to the 7-11 F C I started buying myself some gummy worms D Turns out that I forgot my credit card F So I pull out my gun and say; C C "I want this xxxx for free, you little potato" D "You little hamburger" F "You muffinhead" C "You dunderhead" C "You little potato" D "Gosh darnit" F "The police are here" C "Fudge my life" -Karl- C My name is BadBoyHalo and I forgot D Just one thing F C I love signs in Minecraft that say "I LOVE penis" D My name is BadBoyHalo, what the muffin is up F C I'll tell you what's up; it's a sign that says "I LOVE penis" -Quackity- C D I'm driving down 123 Street F C Breaking the law; well you know me D I'm going 20 miles over the limit F C And I have ran over my buddy Skeppy D "Skeppy, what are you doing in the road?" F C "You muffinhead, dunderhead, muffinxxxx" D It turns out I have ran over somethin' of yours F C It seems I have ran over your penis C My tire has ruined your face D My tire has ruined your life F C And I have to say something; I have fudged up I have fudged up D I have ruined your entire life F C Heck, I'm gonna build you a statue -It's gonna be a penis- C D D F F C C -I love signs that say penis- Little hamburger penis C D 20 years later, I just got outta jail F C I hop on the SMP, I gotta make things right D I go ontop of my house and I start to work F C I start making the statue of Skeppy D F I count every detail; I make sure everything is right C Finally finished, oh wait there's one more thing to do C i'm Doing his beautiful eyes D And his beautiful face F C I'm doing all the things that make him human D I think my best friend is the greatest F C That's why I gave him pissbrows
