Intro:
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   Em
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Verse 1:
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So this girl’s out back behind the bar
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She’s a good girl, she called a car
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Y’ got three motherxxxxers in a big white van
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Two dumb friends and one mean man
 

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Well she’ll xxxxin’ kill you, she wins every fight
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She's gonna rock your xxxx by the end of the night
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And the only advantage that a killer has
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Is they think they have the right
 
Chorus:
B
I listen to a lotta true crime
Eb                Abm
I listen to it at night
E               B
I like the girl talk
Eb               Abm
It makes me feel alright
E                           B
I like scary stories in the morning
Eb                Abm
And I like ‘em at night
E                B
I like girl talk vibes
Eb                      Abm
They makes me feel just fine
E                        Abm
I listen to a lotta true crime
 
-laughing-
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   Em
 
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Ya' know, Dennis Rayder and David Parker Ray actually sit together in Hell

Shaking, quaking, terrified
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That one day, somehow, someway
E
They might meet me
 
Verse 2:
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They took our girls away from home
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They’re in the woods, they’re all alone
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The ropes are heavy and the knots are tight
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Tied by a monster and his oblivious wife
 

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Well I hope this doesn’t seem too impolite
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But Ted Bundy was just never that xxxxin’ bright
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He was just sorta charismatic and white, alright?
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And he was so xxxxin’ sure he had the right
 
Verse 3:
B                  Eb
But he's ugly, and I’m glad he’s dead
E                                      Eb
'Cause he had no xxxxin’ candle in his pumpkin head
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You’re not special for winning a game
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With someone who you know was never playing
 

B
She could’ve killed you
Eb
She had every right
Eb                     Eb    Abm
Y’ just caught her off guard tonight
B        Eb
But it’s alright
Abm
She’ll be fine
E                    Abm
We listen to a lotta true crime
 
Interlude:
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Bridge:
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One of our young turned up last night
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They found their body but not their eyes
Abm
Somebody new must’ve
Eb
Gone bad
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Where’s the lord to take care of that?
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Where’s the lord to take care of that?
 
Solo: E B Eb Abm
 
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   Em
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Chorus:
B
I listen to a lot of true crime
Eb                Abm
I listen to it at night
E          B
I like the girl talk vibes
Eb                Abm
They make me feel alright
E                           B
I like scary stories in the morning
Eb                E
And I like ‘em at night
B
I like the girl talk vibes
Eb                     Abm
They make me feel just fine
E                         Abm
I listen to a lot of true crime
 
Outro:
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