Intro:
   Abm Eb (x2)
   Em
   Abm Eb (x3)
   E
 
Verse 1:
Abm                     Eb
So this girl’s out back behind the bar
Abm                     Eb      E
She’s a good girl, she called a car
Abm                           Eb
Y’ got three xxxxxxxxxxxxx in a big white van
Abm                 Eb
Two dumb friends and one mean man
 

Abm                           Eb
Well she’ll xxxxxx’ kill you, she wins every fight
Abm                           Eb             E
She's gonna rock your xxxx by the end of the night
Abm                           Eb
And the only advantage that a killer has
Abm                         Eb    Eb
Is they think they have the right
 
Chorus:
B
I listen to a lotta true crime
Eb                Abm
I listen to it at night
E               B
I like the girl talk
Eb               Abm
It makes me feel alright
E                           B
I like scary stories in the morning
Eb                Abm
And I like ‘em at night
E                B
I like girl talk vibes
Eb                      Abm
They makes me feel just fine
E                        Abm
I listen to a lotta true crime
 
(laughing)
   Abm Eb (x2)
   Em
 
(spoken)
Abm Eb 
Ya' know, Dennis Rayder and David Parker Ray actually sit together in Hell

Shaking, quaking, terrified
Abm                    Eb
That one day, somehow, someway
E
They might meet me
 
Verse 2:
Abm                      Eb
They took our girls away from home
Abm                   Eb          E
They’re in the woods, they’re all alone
Abm                         Eb
The ropes are heavy and the knots are tight
Abm                       Eb        E
Tied by a monster and his oblivious wife
 

Abm                               Eb
Well I hope this doesn’t seem too impolite
Abm                               Eb      E
But Ted Bundy was just never that xxxxxx’ bright
Abm                               Eb
He was just sorta charismatic and white, alright?
(nc)
And he was so xxxxxx’ sure he had the right
 
Verse 3:
B                  Eb
But he's ugly, and I’m glad he’s dead
E                                      Eb
'Cause he had no xxxxxx’ candle in his pumpkin head
B                      Eb
You’re not special for winning a game
Abm                           E     Eb
With someone who you know was never playing
 

B
She could’ve killed you
Eb
She had every right
Eb                     Eb    Abm
Y’ just caught her off guard tonight
B        Eb
But it’s alright
Abm
She’ll be fine
E                    Abm
We listen to a lotta true crime
 
Interlude:
   Abm Eb (x2)
   E
 
Bridge:
Abm                     Eb
One of our young turned up last night
E                B        Eb        Abm
They found their body but not their eyes
Abm
Somebody new must’ve
Eb
Gone bad
Abm                      Eb
Where’s the lord to take care of that?
Abm                              E
Where’s the lord to take care of that?
 
Solo: E B Eb Abm
 
(laughing)
   E
   Em
   Abm Eb (x2)
   Abm Eb E
   Abm Eb (x2)
   Abm Eb E
 
Chorus:
B
I listen to a lot of true crime
Eb                Abm
I listen to it at night
E          B
I like the girl talk vibes
Eb                Abm
They make me feel alright
E                           B
I like scary stories in the morning
Eb                E
And I like ‘em at night
B
I like the girl talk vibes
Eb                     Abm
They make me feel just fine
E                         Abm
I listen to a lot of true crime
 
Outro:
   Abm Eb (x2)
   Abm Eb E
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