Intro: Fm C Fm C Fm C Fm C Bbm Bbm Bbm Bbm A|----------------------------------------| E|--1-----------------1--------------4----| C|-----------0-----------------0----------| g|-----4-5------4-5------4-5-----5-3------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------| E|--6-----------------6--------------4---------6-4-1-----1----1--| C|-----4-5---5--4-5-----------3-4-5----5--3----------------------| g|----------------------6--7----------------6---------4-5--4-5---| Spoken: Fm C nc "As an Amewican, xxxx!" Verse 1: nc Fm So like, I guess they call it the "sophomore slump" Fm Always crying, always drunk Ab C Fm a few dead, more gone; the rest, well, on their way (nc) (Thanks! I hate it) Fm So everyone that I love is stuck Fm Because this, that, the other, and the state xxxxxx up C Fm We covered it in a class that I'm about to fail Chorus: Fm Well, I feel better now (UwU) Fm Cigarette ahegao (Uh huh) (nc) "I haven’t had another episode, except last night was touch and go" Fm No need to cry about it Spoken: Fm UwU Fm UwU Ab C "Hey incels? Just have xxx!" (nc) "Duh!" Verse 2: Fm Trash on the walls and trash on the floor Fm Liquid eyeliner stuck to the doors C Screwing everything up, and doing everything wrong C In my defense, I wasn't supposed to be around this long, so Chorus: Fm Well, I feel better now (UwU) Fm C Cigarette ahegao (UwU) C Fm No need to cry about it (UwU) Fm (Oh, I don't smoke, I just like how it smells) Interlude: Ab Eb Fm Eb C Ab Ab Eb Fm Eb C Ab Bridge: Ab Eb Fm Get thin on smoke and coffee Eb C Ab Get fat on pie and biscuits Ab Eb Fm God bless this perfect shitstorm Eb C Ab I hope that it takes me with it Ab Eb Fm I have a soft small body Eb C Ab Strawberries make it happy Ab Eb Fm Someday, I’ll leave the country Eb C Ab I hope to have you with me Ab Eb Fm Get wrecked on becherovka Eb C Ab Get xxxxxx on smoke and wine Ab Eb Fm Someday, I'll have my own life Eb C Ab I'll leave this all behind Outro: Fm Fm Fm C Fm C Fm C Fm C Ab C Ab Eb Fm Eb C Ab Ab Eb Fm Eb C Ab Ab Eb Fm Eb C Ab Ab Eb Fm Eb C Ab Ab Eb Fm Eb C Ab Ab Eb Fm Bbm Eb Ab This arrangement is its contributor’s own interpretation, shared for private study, education and non-commercial use. The underlying song, lyrics and music remain the property of their copyright owners. To request removal, see Legal & Copyright.
5 ukulele chords used in "Cigarette Ahegao" by Penelope Scott: Bbm, C, Eb, Fm and Ab

















-1 is the easiest imo !!!
maybe i just have a terrible ukulele, but does anyone else’s Em sound really weird? it just sounds so off-key in every song i play with it.
i love the uwu’sss
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