Intro (x6): Gb Abm E B 

  E        B
I brush my teeth
                Gb
And look in the mirror
    E         B
And laugh out loud
                    Gb
As I'm beaming from ear to ear


                E         B
I'd rather pick flowers
           Gb
Instead of fights
                 E
And rather than flaunt my style
    B
I'd flash you a smile
Gb
Of clean pearly whites


Abm                E
I've been to the dentist
           B                    Dbm
a thousand times, so I know the drill
  E                     Dbm
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
    B                        Gb
But somehow I still get the chills


E      B
Have a seat
                Gb
He says pleasantly
      E               B
As he shakes my hand
                Gb
And practically laughs at me


                 E      B
Open up nice and wide
                 Gb
He says, peering in

And with a smirk he says,
E                          B
"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
                   Gb
As he tries not to grin


E      B       E        B      Gb
When hygienists leave on long vacations
E           B        E          B          Gb
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience


B                  E                 Gb
Talking only brings the toothaches on me
                  E         B
Cause I say the stupidest things
B                     E
So if my resolve goes south
                Gb              E
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
    B       Gb
And shut my mouth


E              Abm
Golf and alcohol don't mix
          Gb                      B
And that's why I don't drink and drive
E                                     Abm
Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
           B                Gb
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye

Interlude (x2): Gb Abm E B

Abm                E
I've been to the dentist
           B                    Dbm
a thousand times, so I know the drill
  E                     Dbm
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
    B                        Gb
But somehow I still get the chills

Outro (x6): Gb Abm E B