Intro:
G            A Gbm A Gbm
 Alright, woo

Verse 1:
         A                          Gbm
It’s the third time this week we’ve been to this bar
         G                     Gbm
Playing “Joy to the World” on electric guitar
          A                            Gbm
And we’re three beers deep and they're closing in ten
   A                                Gbm
Oh boy, don’t you know what kind of girl I’ve been?
D
I’ve been patient and merry and kind
    E                               G
And I’ve been waiting a really long time

Chorus:
A
 I want you to take me home

And not so we can make out
Gbm
  I want you to take me home

Take me home to your parents’ house
A
 I want you to take me home

Show me serious commitment
Gbm
  I want you to take me home

Yeah, come on, take me home for Christmas

Post-chorus:
A
 Come on, take me home for Christmas
Gbm
  Come on, take me home for Christmas

Verse 2:
A                      Gbm
Woke up late, but your momma don’t care
        G                          D
And she walked in on me in just my underwear (Ah)
A                               Gbm
Now your whole family’s peeking under the tree
    G                                   Gbm
Oh, look at that, a bunch of gifts they got from me
              D
'Cause I’m so thoughtful and merry and kind
    E               G
And I was waiting a really long time

Chorus:
A
 I want you to take me home

And not so we can make out
Gbm
  I want you to take me home

Take me home to your parents’ house
A
 I want you to take me home

Show me serious commitment
Gbm
  I want you to take me home

Yeah come on, take me home for Christmas

Post-chorus:
A
 Come on, take me home for Christmas
Gbm
  Come on, take me home for Christmas

Bridge:
A
Wanna get drunk with your mother and father
Gbm
I’d be the coolest in-law daughter
A
Hungover brunch with you and your sister
     Gbm
Your exes got the summer, but boy, I get the winter
A
Wanna get drunk with your mother and father (Wishing you happy holidays)
Gbm
I’d be the coolest in-law daughter (Sent from my boyfriend’s parents’ place)
A
Hungover brunch with you and your sister (I’ll trim the tree and bake the yule)
     Gbm                                                                                A
Your exes got the summer, but boy, I get the winter (As long as your grandma thinks I’m cool)

Outro:
          Gbm
Feliz Navidad

And a Happy New Year, woo
A                                                              Gbm
 I thought you were coming to my house for Christmas this year
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