Intro:
G Am C C7
Ah, xxxx

Interlude:
   G Am C C7
   G Am C C7

Verse 1:
           G                                Am       C      C7
Well, they finally caught the guys who blew up those two police cars
         G                                   Am       C       C7
It was a couple college kids who thought the town was dumb as rocks
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Like we wouldn't raise an eyebrow at the sudden lack of xxxxxxxx
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Too few parking tickets written, too few high school parties stopped
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Well, I always wish you well when I pass the old gas station
         G                                  Am     C     C7
With the banner on the front that shows how tolerant they are
           G                       Am       C      C7
You'll get told to go to hell by some summertime flatlander
         G                          Am       C      C7
With a "coexistence" sticker on the bumper of their car

Chorus:
         Am               C
And it's gone to xxxx without you
            G                      D
It was xxxx before, but at least I had you
          Am               C
No, there ain't nothin' to report
                  D                C
But I hope you're bored and headed north

Instrumental:
   G Am C C7
   G Am C C7

Verse 2:
           G                                Am      C      C7
I've been takin' your advice, and tryin' to scream less at the tourists
              G                           Am       C      C7
And I've been workin' on my timin' when I ask too much of you
             G                               Am   C   C7
But if I see one more Cybertruck, I swear to God, I'm gonna floor it
         G                           Am     C  C7
Need somebody here to talk me out of things I can't undo

Chorus:
         Am               C
And it's gone to xxxx without you
            G                      D
It was xxxx before, but at least I had you
          Am               C
No, there ain't nothin' to report
                  D                C
But I hope you're bored and headed north

Solo:
   G Am C C7
   G Am C C7
   G Am C C7
   G Am C C7

Chorus:
         Am               C
And it's gone to xxxx without you
            G                      D
It was xxxx before, but at least I had you
          Am               C
No, there ain't nothin' to report
                  D                C
But I hope you're bored and headed north

Outro:
   G Am C C7
   G Am C C7
   G Am C C7
   G Am C C7

Gently:
   G Am C C7
   G Am C C7 G