Intro: Db Gb Ab Gb
 
Verse:
Db                              Gb                        Ab
I am the physical embodiment of everything I never wanted to be
                                    Gb
People must think this kids xxxxxxx crazy
Db                        Gb
I am the prime example of indecision
                           Ab
Life hit me like a head on collision
                          Gb
But what am I supposed to do
 
When I'm so see through
 
Chorus:
Db                                  Ab
I had never thought that life would be like this
        Gb                               Ab
And now I'm thinking that maybe I should maybe give life a miss
       Db                           Ab
And if living was the equivalent of breathing
                    Gb                 Ab          
Then maybe I should prepare myself for another asthma attack
 
Verse:
Db                                               Gb
Don't ask me all these bloody questions I'll get arsey
                                      Ab
You think I know myself well you'd be mostly wrong
                                  Gb
It's taken way too long for me to sing my song old me is dead and gone
 
Bridge:
Db
If lying was a crime then I'd be doing time
Gb
And I don't mean to whine but just imagine having to lie to
Ab
friends foes all of those people that should matter most
Gb
Living a double life is just as obvious as Pinocchio
 
Chorus:
Db                                  Ab
I had never thought that life would be like this
        Gb                               Ab
And now I'm thinking that maybe I should maybe give life a miss
       Db                           Ab
And if living was the equivalent of breathing
                    Gb                 Ab
Then maybe I should prepare myself for another asthma attack
 

Db                                  Ab
I had never thought that life would be like this
        Gb                               Ab
And now I'm thinking that maybe I should maybe give life a miss
       Db                           Ab
And if living was the equivalent of breathing
                    Gb                 Ab                      Db
Then maybe I should prepare myself for another asthma attack