Intro:
  C     ~    ~  C  ~  ~      C    ~     Em   C
Today's just so wonderful, I feel like chuckling
(nc)
ha ha ha!
C  ~   ~   C  ~  ~ C    ~    ~ Em  C
I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling,
            C    D
full of...Tarantulas!
    G            A
And now that I'm here,
  C            D
tonight.. it's gonna get..
C
weird!

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C  Em    C
ha ha ha ha!

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Verse 1:
F                        D
Look at these creatures, not enough features
G                         E
Cats should breathe fire, bears should sing choir
Am            C
(choir noises idk)
C
(Spoken: Hmm! Very nice!)
F                   D
Look at this tower, under my power!
G                     E                Am   C
Look at these people, puny and feeble! (Woo hoo!)

Verse 2:
      F   ~    ~ F  ~ ~   Dm  ~  ~  E    Am
Look, I'm just a triangle trying to save you
F    ~   ~ F  ~    ~ Dm  ~ E    Am
From the delusions society gave you
D           Gbm
Gravity's a lie!
Am        E
So is the sky
F            Gbm         Gb          C
Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing EYE!

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Em  C
ha  ha!

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(Spoken: WOO! aw man! This is crazy!)

Verse 3:
F
Look at this money!
D
Who's that, honey?
G                        E
Look throughout history, how could you miss me?

         Am              C
(Spoken: Seriously, I am ALL over the place!)

F
Look at this weather,
D
I could do better!
G
Mandelbrot rainbows!
E
Screaming tornadoes!

Am      C
Ba Bada Ba Ba Bada!

F                   D
Look at this loser, drinking coffee!
G
(sips)

(nc)
Hmm ..Now it's decaf!

Am
(spits)

C
hahahahaha!

F
Look at these people,
D
calling me evil!
G
Right back at ya,
E
Now you're all statues!
Am      C
Ba Bada Ba Ba Bada

Verse 5:
F              A             Dm
everything you know has disappeared
     Fm
it's gonna get out
C
weird