Verse 1:
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Mr. Jones lives in a van, sits and waits for the world to end
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Counts the fingers on his hand, loses count then he starts again
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He don't know why all the kids are still complaining
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When he looks at the world with two eyes closed, it don't need changing

Verse 2:
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Mr. Jones lives in the past, sits and waits for his life to pass
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Counts the days 'til his children call, he don't hear from them at all
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No one told him the world will pass him if he lets it
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He looks like he's seen a ghost, but he's just seen his own reflection

Chorus:
Bm
Happy face, fake a smile like they taught you to
Em
Jesus saves those who do what they're told to do
Bm
Heaven knows I can't change if I wanted to
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You cut me open, and I look exactly like you

Interlude:
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Verse 3:
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Mr. Jones don't go outside, the neighbors think he must've died
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He used to preach like an honest man with two left feet and a red right hand
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He don't know why all the people seek forgiveness
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He don't have the heart to tell them everybody goes to heaven

Bridge:
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Everybody goes to heaven (But nobody gets saved)
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Everybody goes to heaven (Nobody gets saved)
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Everybody goes to heaven (Nobody gets saved)
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Everybody goes to heaven

Verse 4:
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In times of desperation they're just so easy to find
          Em
If we can get 'em while they're young we can make up their mind
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Before they even have a chance to see what they're missing
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They'll be standing like a statue made of stone in His image

Verse 5:
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They turn your fear into conviction (Everybody goes to heaven), turn your water to wine
           Em
Give your money to the church (Everybody goes to heaven) and come collect in the next life
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Let's make a blind man see (Everybody goes to heaven), make a dead man rise again
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Cleanse the spirit and the soul (Everybody goes to heaven), wipe the blood from your hands
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"Amen!", everybody screamed (Everybody goes to heaven)
            Em
They just wanted to feel like they were part of something (Everybody goes to heaven)
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As long as there's a dollar in the pocket of the poor (Everybody goes to heaven)
             Em
There will always be a savior who takes until they can't no more (Everybody goes to heaven)

Bridge:
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Everybody goes to heaven
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But nobody gets saved!

Chorus:
(nc)
Happy face, fake a smile like they taught you to
Em
Jesus saves those who do what they're told to do (Nobody gets saved)
Bm
Heaven knows I can't change if I wanted to
Em                                                                   Gb Bm
You cut me open, and I look exactly like you (Nobody's getting saved)