Verse 1:
E                                                                       D7  Eb7
You can bet theres nothing but net when I am in the zone and on a roll
         E                                                Gb                  B
But ive got a confession, my own secret obsession and its making me lose control
E          A7           Bbdim
Everybody gather 'round


B
-Well if troy can tell his secret than I can tell mine… I bake-

-what?-
-I love to bake, stroodles, scones, even apple pandouni -

Not another sound

-Someday, I hope to make the perfect crème brule-

Chorus:
            Dbm
No, no, no, NO!
         A
no, no, no
 E                        B
stick to the stuff you know,
             Dbm              A7
if you wanna be cool, follow one simple rule,
       E                       B
don’t mess with the flow, no, no
D
stick to the status quo!

Verse 2:
E                                                            D7  Eb7
Look at me and what do you see, intelligence beyond compare,
       E                                                          Gb                B
But inside I am stirring, something strange is occurring, it’s a secret I need to share.
E             A7      Bbdim
Open up, dig way down deep
B
-Hip hop is my passion, I love to pop, and lock, and jam, and break-

-is that even legal?-

Not another peep!

-It's just dancing, sometimes I think its cooler than homework-

Chorus:
            Dbm
No, no, no, NO
         A
no, no, no
 E                       B
stick to the stuff you know,
       Dbm                    A7
it is better by far, to keep things as they are,
       E                      B
don’t mess with the flow, no, no
D
stick to the status quo

Verse 3:
F                                                               Eb7 E7
Listen well, I’m ready to tell about a need that I cannot deny,
             F                                                  G7              C
Dude, theres no exption for this awesome sensation, but im ready to let it fly
F                   Bb7       Bdim
Speak your mind and you’ll be heard

-Alright, if troy wants to be a singer than I’m commin’ clean. I play the chello-

-AAAwesome! What is it?... A saw?!-

-No dude, its like a giant violin-

Not another word!

-Do you have to wear a costume?-

-Coat and tie-

Chorus:
            Dm
No, no, no, NO!
        Bb
no, no, no
  F                      C
stick to the stuff you know
        Dm                   Bb7
if you wanna be cool, follow one simple rule
      F                        C
don’t mess with the flow, no, no
Eb                              Dm
stick to the status quo woah oh oh


        Bb
No, no, NO!
F                        C
stick to the stuff you know
      Dm                      Bb7
it is better by far to keep things as they are
       F                      C
don’t mess with the flow, no, no
Eb
stick to the status quo!

Bridge:
        Bb                        C
This is not what I want, This is not what I planned
       Dm                  Eb7
And I just gotta say, I do not understand
F  
Something it really...

Somethings not right
          C
...really wrong
                  Eb         Bb               C     D-C
and we’ve got to get things back where they belong


Bb
we can do it!

Gotta play!

Stick with what you know
Gb
We can do it!

Hip hop hurray!

She has got to go
G
We can do it!

Crème brule

Keep your voice down low


A            Dm
Not another peep
A            Dm
Not another word
A            Dm
Not another sound
A           Bb
Everybody Quiet!


Bb
-Why is everybody staring at you?-

-Not me, you-

-Because of the callbacks? I cant have people staring at me, I really cant-

Chorus:
Ebm          B
NO!, no, no, no
Gb                      Db
Stick to the stuff you know
        Ebm                   B7
If you wanna be cool, follow one simple rule
       Gb                     Db
Don’t mess with the flow, no, no
E                               Ebm
Stick to the status quo woah oh oh
        B
No, no, no
Gb                      Db
Stick to the stuff you know
       Ebm                   B7
It is better by far to keep things as they are
       Gb                     Db
Don’t mess with the flow, no, no
E
Stick to the status
E
Stick to the status
E                        Gb
Stick to the status quo!