Intro: Gb Bbm B Db

Delia:
 Gb
The universe
Bbm                  B        Db
Is more than just space with no end
             Gb
La-la-la-la-la!
                    Bbm               B        Db
Just think of the universe as a female best friend

And you can be like
       Abm               B
"Hey, universe, what's happening, girl?"
             Gb
And she'll be like
                  Bbm       B
"Oh, nothing - just running the world."

      Abm
And you'll be like "What?"
            Gb               B
And the universe will be like "I know!"
           Ebm
You're on the right track, girl

I got your back, girl
              B Db
I'm helping you grow
   Abm
Think positive

Act positive
         B              Db
You are a child of the Earth!

(spoken)
(nc)
Life-coaching!
Nailing it!

(sung)
Gb
Time to take command
Bbm
You dictate the hand
  B        Db
The universe deals

Look!
Gb
Science makes no sense
Bbm
Who needs evidence?
 B        Db
Go with your feels
 Abm
I'm like a radio
   B
Tuned to the stars
    Db
I found my frequency

Crystals speak to me

Lydia, spoken:

What are they saying?

Delia, spoken:
(nc)
Buy more crystals!

Chorus:
(sung)
Gb                 Ab
Everything, everything happens for a reason
B
Be a beacon of light in the world
Gb                               Db
Put a little alright in the world
Gb
There is spiritual guides above
Ab
Look up and see 'em!
B
Perception is reality
Ebm                         E
Just listen to the melody the universe sings
       B                                   Gb
'Cause everything- everything happens for a reason

Lydia, spoken:
Gee, I hate to break it to you

(sung)
F                         Am            B            C
The universe is just the contents of time, matter and space

Delia, spoken:

Yeah-

Lydia, sung:
F                         Am            Bb                   C
Ninety-one billion light-years across and the Earth's a small place
Gm7
Where good people die-

Delia, spoken:
No-

Lydia, spoken:
Yeah

(sung)
                C7
In famine and wars
F                   Am
The Pacific Islands are sinking
    Bb                   C
But negative thinking is hardly the cause
Gm                                                   C
You think life is all unicorns and rainbows 'cause you're bored
       D          C     Bb
And positivity is a luxury that few can afford

Gm
We're gonna die

Yes, you and I
Bb                      C
In meaninglessness and alone~

Bridge:

Delia:
(nc)
No no no!
Dm
No!
                         Gm7
One day you may wake up alone

Lydia, spoken:
(nc)
Okay?

Delia:
            Dm7
'Cause your husband and his boyfriend bought a boat
                       Ebmaj7
And then they sailed away to Rome

Lydia, spoken:
(nc)
That's specific

Delia:
Bb
So you cry yourself to sleep in deep despair
F
Talking to the walls 'cause there's no one there
B
And you have to buy a cat
                                           Gb
'Cause that's your last chance to have a family
          F
Take it from me!
              B
That your aging ass will have to believe that-!

Chorus:
F                G7
Everything- everything happens for a reason
Bb
Put some more fun in the world
F          C
A little "I AM STILL YOUNG" in the world
F             G
Be prepared to take your eggs and freeze 'em-

Lydia, spoken:
(nc)
Is this still about me?

Delia:
Eb
'Cause everything- everything happens

Lydia:

Sounds like terrible things can happen
C
Because the universe is random

Delia, spoken:

Yes, but

(sung)
F
Random for a reason!

Lydia:

No reason!