Intro: Gb Bbm B Db Delia: Gb The uniVerse Bbm B Db Is more than just space with no end Gb La-la-la-la-la! Bbm B Db Just think of the uniVerse as a female best friend And you can be like Abm B "Hey, uniVerse, what's happening, girl?" Gb And she'll be like Bbm B "Oh, nothing - just running the world." Abm And you'll be like "What?" Gb B And the uniVerse will be like "I know!" Ebm You're on the right track, girl I got your back, girl B Db I'm helping you grow Abm Think positive Act positive B Db You are a child of the Earth! -spoken- -nc- Life-coaching! Nailing it! -sung- Gb Time to take command Bbm You dictate the hand B Db The uniVerse deals Look! Gb Science makes no sense Bbm Who needs evidence? B Db Go with your feels Abm I'm like a radio B Tuned to the stars Db I found my frequency Crystals speak to me Lydia, spoken: What are they saying? Delia, spoken: -nc- Buy more crystals! Chorus: -sung- Gb Ab Everything, everything happens for a reason B Be a beacon of light in the world Gb Db Put a little alright in the world Gb There is spiritual guides above Ab Look up and see 'em! B Perception is reality Ebm E Just listen to the melody the uniVerse sings B Gb 'Cause everything- everything happens for a reason Lydia, spoken: Gee, I hate to break it to you -sung- F Am B C The uniVerse is just the contents of time, matter and space Delia, spoken: Yeah- Lydia, sung: F Am Bb C Ninety-one billion light-years across and the Earth's a small place Gm7 Where good people die- Delia, spoken: No- Lydia, spoken: Yeah -sung- C7 In famine and wars F Am The Pacific Islands are sinking Bb C But negative thinking is hardly the cause Gm C You think life is all unicorns and rainbows 'cause you're bored D C Bb And positivity is a luxury that few can afford Gm We're gonna die Yes, you and I Bb C In meaninglessness and alone~ Bridge: Delia: -nc- No no no! Dm No! Gm7 One day you may wake up alone Lydia, spoken: -nc- Okay? Delia: Dm7 'Cause your husband and his boyfriend bought a boat Ebmaj7 And then they sailed away to Rome Lydia, spoken: -nc- That's specific Delia: Bb So you cry yourself to sleep in deep despair F Talking to the walls 'cause there's no one there B And you have to buy a cat Gb 'Cause that's your last chance to have a family F Take it from me! B That your aging ass will have to believe that-! Chorus: F G7 Everything- everything happens for a reason Bb Put some more fun in the world F C A little "I AM STILL YOUNG" in the world F G Be prepared to take your eggs and freeze 'em- Lydia, spoken: -nc- Is this still about me? Delia: Eb 'Cause everything- everything happens Lydia: Sounds like terrible things can happen C Because the uniVerse is random Delia, spoken: Yes, but -sung- F Random for a reason! Lydia: No reason!