G  A  C
Oh!

Verse 1:
G               A 
 Scotty doesn't know that Fiona
    C
And me do it in my van every Sunday
G                       A 
 She tells him she's in church but
            C
She doesn't go

Still she's on her knees and
               G
Scotty doesn't know

Chorus:
B                 C
Oh Scotty doesn't knowoh
              G
So don't tell Scotty
               B 
Scotty doesn't know
               C   A  C
Scotty doesn't know

Verse 2:
G      A                  C
 Fiona says she's out shoppin'
F  Bb  F  G                A 
           But she's under me
           C        F 
And I'm not stoppin'  'cause
C              G
Scotty doesn't know

Chorus:
               B 
Scotty doesn't know
               C
Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know
              G
So don't tell Sco tty
               B   C A  C
Scotty doesn't knowoh

Verse 3:
G          A                C
 I can't believe he's so trustin',
F  Bb  F  G          A                C
           While I'm right behind you thrustin'
F  C  G                A 
       Fiona's got him on the phone
C                 F          Bb  F 
 And she's tryin' not to moan
G                 A 
 It's a three way call
             C        F 
And he knows nothin', nothin'
C              G
Scotty doesn't know

Chorus:
               B 
Scotty doesn't know
               C
Scotty doesn't know

Don't tell Scotty 'cause
               G
Scotty doesn't know
               B   C
Scotty doesn't knowoh
A    C          G
  So don't tell Scotty
               B 
We'll put on a show
            C
Everyone'll go

Scotty doesn't know
               G
Scotty doesn't know
               B   C
Scotty doesn't knowoh

Verse 4:
A  C  B            Em
   The parking lot,  why not
Am                      C
  It's so cool when you're on top
B               Em 
 His front lawn,    in th snow
Am
  Life is so hard 'cause
   C
Scotty doesn't know
                   G
Scotty doesn't know

Interlude:
A  C G          A           C
      I did her on his birthday
               G
Scotty doesn't know

Chorus:
               B 
Scotty doesn't know
               C
Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know
           G
Don't tell Scotty
               B   C
Scotty doesn't knowoh
A  C           G
   Scotty will know
               B 
Scotty doesn't know
               C
Scotty's gotta know

I'm gonna tell Scotty
                G
I'll tell him myself
              B 
Scotty has to know
              C
Scotty has to know

Scotty has to
A 
Scotty has to
C             G
Scotty has to go
               B 
Scotty doesn't know
               C
Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know
               G
Scotty doesn't know
               B 
Scotty doesn't know
               C
Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't
A 
Scotty doesn't
C              G
Scotty doesn't know