Verse 1:
G
Yelling at the the loser in the mirror sayin
                   Em            D
Dude don’t take it personal
G
It’s gonna be another weird month I guess
                Em            D
According to my horoscope
C
At some Chinese restaurant in San Fransisco
Em                     D
My fortune told me I’m on the wrong road
C
Well life's a game, yeah I need the cheat codes
 
Pre-chorus:
    Em           D
And I hate the snow, but
 
Chorus:
G                                 C
I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska
Em                    Bm           C
Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket
G                          C
Drivin' out of town, maybe wave if I pass ya
Em             D       C
Sorry I had to move to Alaska
G                                 C
I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska
Em                          D        C
Last couple of months kinda been a disaster
G                          C
Tell all of my friends I'm asleep if they ask ya
 

Em             D       C
Sorry I had to move to Alaska
 
Interlude: G C
 
Em             D       C
Sorry I had to move to Alaska
 
Verse 2:
G
Posting all these pictures on the internet
             Bm          Em            D
I want someone to give a xxxx
       G
Eating ice cream in my bed
            Am              C            Em            D
I guess the problem is that I don’t even give a xxxx
             C
Yeah I could bring the vibe down from ten to zero
        Em                     D
I'm the world's most pointless superhero
     C
Just me, myself, and my stupid ego
 
Pre-chorus:
    Em           D
And I hate the snow, but
 
Chorus:
G                                 C
I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska
Em                    Bm           C
Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket
G                          C
Drivin' out of town, maybe wave if I pass ya
Em             D       C
Sorry I had to move to Alaska
G                                 C
I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska
Em                          D        C
Last couple of months kinda been a disaster
G                          C
Tell all of my friends I'm asleep if they ask ya
Em             D       C
Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Interlude: G C
 
Em             D       C
Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Interlude: G C
 
Em             D       C
Sorry I had to move to Alaska
  
Verse 3:
C
Yeah maybe I just don’t know what I've got
Em                     D
Look at my life like a bad before-shot
C
Stuck in myself with all the doors locked
     Em     G       D
When I just want to go
 
Chorus:
G                                 C
I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska
Em                     Bm           C
Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket
G                           C
Drivin' out of town, maybe wave if I pass ya
Em             (nc)     (nc)
Sorry I had to move to ALASKA!
G                                 C
I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska
Em                          D        C
Last couple of months kinda been a disaster
G                                                   C
Tell all of my friends (Tell all of my friends) I'm asleep if they ask ya (I'm real)
Em             D       C
Sorry I had to move to Alaska (Woo!)
(Na-na-na-na-na)

Interlude: G C
 
Em             D       C
Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Interlude: G C
 
Em             D       C
Sorry I had to move to Alaska