Verse 1: C G Oooooh, deary me C My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed. G I tell him he should get up 'cause it's nearly half past three C He can't be bothered 'cause he's high on TCH. G I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea C I can't even see him 'cause his room is so smokey. G Don't understand how one can watch so much TV, C My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see. Chorus: F C I only say it 'cause I care, G C So please can you stop pulling my hair? F C Now, now there's no need to swear, G C Please don't despair, my dear mon frere. Verse 2: C G Oooooh Alfie get up it's a brand new day C I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away. G You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid C Get off your lazy ass, Alfie please use your brain. G Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray C I'm feeling guiltier for leading you astray. G Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid, C When all you do is stay in playing your computer games? Chorus: F C I only say it 'cause I care, G C So please can you stop pulling my hair? F C Now, now there's no need to swear, G C Please don't despair, my dear mon frere. Instrumental -x2-: F C G C Verse 3: C G Oh little brother, please Refrain from doing that. C I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat. G It's time that you and I sit down and have a little chat, C And look me in the eyes, take off that stupid fitted cap. Chorus: F C I only say it 'cause I care, G C So please can you stop pulling my hair? F C Now, now there's no need to swear, G Please don't despair, G Please don't despair C My mon frere.
