Intro: Dm | G7 | Cmaj7 | Am ||
 
Verse 1:
    Dm             G7                  Cmaj7        Am
One day I start to watch a streamer on twitch,
  Dm        G7           Cmaj7   Am
I gifted 20 subs, why am I doing this?
             Dm  G7       Cmaj7        Am
There's only two reasons, why
             Dm              G7         Cmaj7        Am
she makes my heart limp and, yes, I'm a   simp.
 
Verse 2:
  Dm               G7       Cmaj7        Am
I started off as a tier one   sub,
    Dm                 G7      Cmaj7        Am
she made me laugh, she gave me love.
       Dm             G7      Cmaj7        Am
I gave in and now I'm at tier   two,
      Dm                 G7      Cmaj7        Am
after tier three what am I gonna do.
 
Verse 3:
Dm          G7                    Cmaj7        Am
After a few hours of watching her stream
  Dm                    G7         Cmaj7        Am
I knew that she was the girl of my   dreams.
           Dm        G7         Cmaj7        Am
I took out PayPal to tier three   sub
       Dm       G7         Cmaj7        Am
to the one, the one that I love.
 
Verse 4:
         Dm                       G7
She went offline, I just want her all the time,
       Cmaj7                   Am
see me giggle when I hear that Twitch chime.
             Dm                    G7
She'll never notice me but one day she will see
      Cmaj7                        Am
my "I love you" in chat and that donation.
 
Verse 5:
Dm        G7            Cmaj7        Am
  Please,   just notice   me!
    Dm                    G7               Cmaj7        Am
One day I'm watching that same streamer on twitch.
    Dm                        G7           Cmaj7         Am
She thanked me for the gifted subs, I know why I'm doing this,
             Dm  G7       Cmaj7        Am
there's only two reasons, why.
 
Ending:
             Dm              G7         Cmaj7        Am
She makes my heart limp and, yes, I'm a   simp,
    Dm   G7      Cmaj7        Am      -nc-
but even if I go   broke,
  Dm               G7          -nc-        Cmaj7
I know that I'm no wimp, I'm a Simp!