Verse: Bb I just really hate your face Bb Though I know that won’t surprise you Fm But, to me, your skin is one giant wart And your laugh’s one big snort E Eb And you stink, so, in short, I despise you Bb You disgrace the human race Bb ‘Cause you’re more of a mosquito Fm I would rather have the dentist and drill Then this swine in the swill E Eb And if you were a bill, I would veto Chords: Ab Abm G And if the world was perfect Cm F You would be gone without a trace Ab Bb But since the world could never be that great Eb I’ll just hate your stupid face Chorus: C Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Fm Bb Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Verse: Bb I just really like your face Bb You don’t have to look so happy! Fm I’m not really into love that you flaunt In some glittery font E But if that’s what you want Eb Make it snappy! Bb I just feel so out of place Well, except for when you’re near me Fm When you’re gone, I’m like a plant with no root Or a song that’s on mute E Don’t you dare call it cute! Eb You should fear me! Chords: Ab Abm G And if the world was perfect Cm F You would have never invaded my space Ab Bb But since the world’s obsessed with saying “psych!” Eb Now I like your stupid face Chorus: C Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Fm Bb Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Verse: Bb I just really miss your face Though, by now, I must disgust you Fm I had tried to be the stubbornest mule ‘Cause I knew life was cruel F Eb So I guess I was foolish to trust you Bb But I wait here, just in case Though I know I’m being senseless Fm How could I have ever been so naive And wear my heart on my sleeve F Eb When I knew it would leave me defenseless Chords: Ab Abm G And if the world was perfect Cm F You would be here in my embrace Ab Bb But since the world denied me one last kiss Eb I’ll just miss your stupid face C Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo... Eb “What are you doing here?” “I didn’t run away! …It was a strategic retreat.” Gb “What is there to talk about? It’s over—I ruined it.” “Well yeah, of course I’m sorry, but—” F “No—no, don’t forgive me! Why do you do that? Why give me another chance to mess things up?” “Because you what?!” Bridge: Bb Those three little words Out of the blue Bb Completely uncalled for Especially from you Db Why don’t you hate me? Why do you care? Db Can’t you berate me? Isn’t that fair? Where is your glare? D Don’t you dare leave our problems and pain on the shelf! Gbm Because if you don’t hate me, I can’t hate myself Gb Db But that’s why I need you Ab You shatter my fear Gb ‘Cause despite my misdeed, you Ab Are still right here A Though it’s stupid to date me You’re willing to try A And if you don’t hate me Then why should I? Bb “Are you sure you don't want to give up on me?” Eb "You're a moron...” Verse: Bb So you think that we could work? Here I thought I’d been the dumb one Fm -"What?"- You’re forgiving me for all I did wrong You’re unmuting the song E Eb And again, I belong to someone Bb You can drop the stupid smirk Though, by now, I guess you’ve earned that Fm ‘Cause no matter how intensely I pout Your stupid face will win out E Eb And I guess it’s about time I learned that Chords: Ab G Cm F And though we go together like a Chanel No.5 and mace Ab Bb At least it’s not as dull as fitting like a glove Ab Bb ‘Cause you’re a nightmare that I’ve not been dreaming of Ab Bb But I suppose that when push comes to shove -"Fine."- Eb I love your stupid face Chorus: C Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Fm Bb Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo "Your stupid face…"
