Intro: D G Bruno, what did you tell that man? He's a clever man, did you know? I bet he works for the government. D And I know you know I know I can't control G Thoughts of things I need, and I believe everybody needs some encouragement. Chorus: D I think it's real unfair that you should put him there All we did was kiss, on my grave I swear G Where did you find his shoes? A lock of my hair? All we did was kiss, on my grave I swear. D I think it's real unfair that you should put him there All we did was kiss, on my grave I swear G Where did you find his shoes? A lock of my hair? All we did was kiss, on my grave I swear. Verse 1: D G Some dull morning, we were wearing sheets, and you whispered, "I think that they know better than me." D G See this hand that pushed you into the creek? Sorry, was just fun, and you were laughing, D we ran right into the street. G And I wrote my name into the fresh-painted yellow line, D and you wrote your name right there next to mine. We had to dodge a truck, he almost hit a buck G I think we had some luck, and for two bucks we bought some bread and fed the grey geese and the ducks. Chorus: D Everyone will come, everyone will yell I'd thank you just the same if you didn't tell G My mother says that I will surely go to Hell Please be a good man, please say you won't tell D Everyone will come, everyone will yell I'd thank you just the same if you didn't tell G My mother says that I will surely go to Hell Please be a good man, please say you won't tell Verse 2: D G Did you know that that boy is an armed man? D G Bearing flowers in two hands, very able to hold me down and love me more than anyone. D G Bruno, what happened to your good sense? I broke down, that man's good. I bet he works for the government. D G Did you hear about that mother who broke her daughter's legs in two? Said, "It's too dangerous out there to walk, so I had to save you!" Chorus: D I think it's real unfair that you should put him there All we did was kiss, on my grave I swear G Where did you find his shoes? A lock of my hair? All we did was kiss, on my grave I swear. D I think it's real unfair that you should put him there All we did was kiss, on my grave I swear G Where did you find his shoes? A lock of my hair? All we did was kiss, on my grave I swear. D Everyone will come, everyone will yell I'd thank you just the same if you didn't tell G My mother says that I will surely go to Hell Please be a good man, please say you won't tell D Everyone will come, everyone will yell I'd thank you just the same if you didn't tell G My mother says that I will surely go to Hell Please be a good man, please say you won't tell Outro: D G Bruno, did you know that the Greeks in the morning would eat oranges? D G They were firm believers in fruit curing fevers, and I agree. D That an orange warms the stomach.
