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Intro: D G E A - stop -

D            G                    E    
You text at three in the morning 
            A            D
And you misspell my name
               G                          E    
You slept with half my friends on Facebook
            A                  D
And most of them think you are lame
             G                      E    
You say that with me it's different
             A             D
And your not that big of a dick
              G                            E    
When you disappear it's cause you're busy
                A                 Bm
Not 'cause your with some other chick


            Gbm          Bm
I know that this may be uncool
              Gbm           A
But I want to tell you the truth

Chorus:
D                    G
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
E              A
It's close but not quite there
D                  G                    E    
Need time to get a little more rejected
                     A               D      G    E    
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  A                      D  G  E     A - stop -
A totally awesome pair


D           G                 E    
I seem like your perfect target
               A              D
Like I've been lonely for too long
                        G              E    
You think I haven't had xxx in forever
          A                    D
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
             G                   E    
But I would rather have nothing
                A           D
Than this crap, let me reaffirm
                      G                      E    
I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned
            A                Bm
And the antidote was in your sperm


             Gbm           Bm
I know that this may be uncool
              Gbm           A
But I want to tell you the truth


D                    G
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
E              A
It's pretty close but not quite there
D                  G                    E    
Need time to get a little more desperate
                     A               D      G    E    
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  A                      D  G  E     A - stop -
A totally awesome pair

Bridge:
Bm            Gbm
We could last forever
         G               D
You just have to give me time
   Bm                 D
To learn to deal with bullxxxx
     G      A
And blatant lies
        D          A
But for now... for now


D                    G
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
E              A
It's so close but not quite there
D                  G                    E    
Need time to get a little more wasted
                     A               D      G    E    
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  A                      D  G  E     A - stop -
A totally awesome pair    
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4 Comments

  1. There are a lot of lyrics wrong + spelling mistakes o.o
    “You’ve slept with half […}”
    “And you’re not […]”
    “And if you disappear it’s ’cause you’re busy
    Not ’cause you’re with some other chick”
    “I know that this might be uncouth
    But I decided to tell you the truth”

  2. -2 is easier and sounds closer to the original to me :)

  3. TealDavina

    uh most of the lyrics are wrong I think, like when it says need time to get a little more desperate its GIVE ME time to get a little more desperate.

  4. thank you so much for doing this song!!

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