Intro:
   Dm Am F C Bb Gm
   F A 
 
Dm                         Am
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
   F              C
No handlebars, no handlebars
Bb                         Gm
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
   F              A  
No handlebars, no handlebars
 
Verse 1:
Dm
Look at me, look at me
             Am
Hands in the air like it's good to be
 F
Alive, and I'm a famous rapper
C
Even when the paths are all crookedy
Bb                                 Gm
I can show you how to dossido I can

show you how to scratch a record
F
I can take apart the remote control
    A  
And I  can almost put it back together
Dm                                 Am
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem I

can tell you about Leif Ericson
F
I know all the words to "De Colores"
    C
And I'm proud to be an American
Bb
Me and my friends saw a platypus
       Gm
Me and my friend made a comic book
F
And guess how long it took?
          A  
I can do anything that I want, cause look
 
Chorus:
Dm                        Am
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
   F             C
No metronome, no metronome
    Bb                         Gm
And I can see your face on the telephone
       F                 A  
On the telephone, on the telephone
 
Verse 2:
Dm
Look at me, look at me
            Am
Just called to say that it's good to be
 F
Alive, in such a small world
        C
I'm all curled up with a book to read
Bb                                            Gm
I can make money, open up a thrift store I can
make a living off a magazine
F                                  A  
I can design an engine 64 miles to a  gallon of gasoline
Dm
I can make new antibiotics
              Am                        F
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
                      C
I know how to run the business

And I can make YOU wanna buy a product
Bb
Movers, shakers, and producers
Gm
Me and my friends understand the future
F                                  A  
I see the strings that control the systems

I can do anything with no assistance, cause
 
Chorus:
Dm                         Am
I can lead a nation with a microphone
       F                  C
With a microphone, with a microphone
    Bb                         Gm
And I can split the atoms of a molecule
     F              A  
Of a molecule, of a molecule
 
Solo -x2-: Dm Am F C Bb Gm F A  
 
Verse 3:
Dm                         Am
Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't stop
F                           C
 And it feels so good to be alive and on top
   Bb                    Gm
My reach is global, my tower secure
   F                    A  
My cause is noble, my power is pure
      Dm
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Am
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
F                                C
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations

Or have 'em all killed by assassinations
Bb                    Gm
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like 'em
    F                         A  
And I can do anything with no permission

I have it all under my command because
 
Bridge:
Dm                       Am
I can guide a missile by satellite
   F             C
By satellite, by satellite
    Bb                           Gm
And I can hit a target through a telescope
          F                    A  
Through a telescope, through a telescope
    Dm                        Am
And I can end the planet in a holocaust
     F               C
In a holocaust, in a holocaust
     Bb              Gm              F        A  
In a holocaust, in a holocaust, in a holocaust
 
Outro:
Dm                         Am
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
   F              C
No handlebars, no handlebars
Bb                         Gm
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
   F              A  
No handlebars, no handlebars