Intro:
 A     E
 I got troubled thoughts
         Gbm            E
 And the self-esteem to match
        D  A          Bm     E
 What a catch, what a catch

Verse:
 A            E
 You'll never catch us
         Gbm        E
 So just let me be
              D
 Said I'll be fine
          A                    Gbm      E
 Till the hospital or American Embassy
      D          E                Gbm
 Miss Flack said I still want you back
            D          E                Gbm
 Yeah, Miss Flack said I still want you back

Chorus:
 F     F  
 I got troubled thoughts
         Dm             C
 And the self-esteem to match
        Bb  F         Gm  C
 What a catch, what a catch
               F
 And all I can think of
 F                  Dm
 Is the way I'm the one
                 C
 Who charmed the one
             Bb     F
 Who gave up on you
             Gm      C
 Who gave up on you

Verse:
A             E
 They say the captain
           Gbm           E
 Goes down with the ship
              D          A
 So, when the world ends
             Gbm         E
 Will God go down with it?
      D          E                Gbm
 Miss Flack said I still want you back
            D          E                Gbm
 Yeah, Miss Flack said I still want you back

Chorus:
 F     F  
 I got troubled thoughts
         Dm             C
 And the self-esteem to match
        Bb  F         Gm  C
 What a catch, what a catch
               F
 And all I can think of
 F                  Dm
 Is the way I'm the one
                 C
 Who charmed the one
             Bb     F
 Who gave up on you
             Gm      C
 Who gave up on you

Bridge:
       A
What a catch
       E
What a catch
       Gbm
What a catch
       E
What a catch


 A      E                 Gbm
 I will never end up like him
           E               D
 Behind my back, I already am
                 A                  Bm     E
 Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

Chorus:
 F     F  
 I got troubled thoughts
         Dm             C
 And the self-esteem to match
        Bb  F         Gm  C
 What a catch, what a catch
               F
 And all I can think of
 F                  Dm
 Is the way I'm the one
                 C
 Who charmed the one
             Bb     F
 Who gave up on you
             Gm      C 
 Who gave up on you

Bridge: 
F              F  
 Where is your boy tonight?
      Dm                 C
 I hope he is a gentleman...
             Bb               F
 We're going down, down in an earlier round
     Gm                      C
 And sugar, we're goin' down swinging...
F                    F  
 Dance, dance, we're falling apart to halftime
Dm                 C
 Dance, dance, and these are the lives you'd love to lead...
 Bb                         F
 This ain't a scene, it's a xxxxxxx arms race
 Gm                         C
 This ain't a scene, it's a xxxxxxx arms race...
 F             F  
 One night and one more time
 Dm
 Thanks for the memories
 C                           Bb
 Even though they weren't so great...
         F  Gm       C
 Growing up, growing up

Outro:
 F     F  
 I got troubled thoughts
         Dm             C
 And the self-esteem to match
        Bb  F         Gm  C
 What a catch, what a catch