Intro: Fm  C7  Bbm   C7
 
Verse 1:
Fm
I still remember 
 
Third of December
C7
Me in your sweater 
 
You said it looked better
  Bbm
On me, than it did you 
 
Only if you knew
  C7
How much I liked you
 
But I watch your eyes, as she...
 
Pre-chorus:
Fm
Walks by 
 
What a sight for
C7
Sore eyes
 
Brighter than a
Bbm
Blue sky 
 
She's got you
     C7
Mesmerized 
 
While I die
 
Chorus:
Fm
Why would you ever kiss me? 
    C7
I'm not even half, as pretty 
    Bbm
You gave her your sweater 
                     C7
It's just polyester, but you like her better 
 
Wish I were Heather
 
Verse 2:
Fm
Watch as she stands with
 
Her holding your hand
         C7
Put your arm 'round her shoulder 
 
Now I'm getting colder
     Bbm
But how could I hate her?
 
She's such an angel
C7
But then again, kinda 
 
Wish she were dead, as she...
 
Pre-chorus:
Fm
Walks by 
 
What a sight for
C7
Sore eyes
 
Brighter than a
Bbm
Blue sky 
 
She's got you
     C7
Mesmerized 
 
While I die
 
Chorus:
Fm
Why would you ever kiss me? 
    C7
I'm not even half, as pretty 
    Bbm
You gave her your sweater 
                     C7
It's just polyester, but you like her better 
 
Wish I were Heather
 
Instrumental: Fm  C7  Bbm  C7
 
Chorus:
Fm
Why would you ever kiss me? 
     C7
I'm not even half, as pretty
    Bbm
You gave her your sweater 
                     C7
It's just polyester, but you like her better 
 
Wish I were