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Intro:
    D             G
Whenever I'm alone
   D                  G
or if I'm feeling grey,
        D                 G
there's one place I can go
   D              G7 
to brighten up my day...


   G7                   Dm
It makes me want to sing,
       G7                     Dm
that's how the show should end
    G7             Dm       Dm  -  means one strum-
But wouldn't it be good-if-I...
         F       Dm      A 
...could sing it with a friend?...
     -Dm -
Okay fine whatever, I'll join in too!

Verse:
  G
I might go outside
    D
and feel more alive.
        F                      A
Without Twitter, where would I be?
  G
I guess I'd be fit
    F 
I'd stop posting sh-
rubbish!
    A                  Dm
But tumblr's a part of me!...


        G                    D
There's so many websites and so little time,
     F                      A
plus one or two you should avoid.
-mute-
Just don't stop watching YouTube
   -mute-
or we'll be unemployed!

Chorus:
    D           G
The Internet is here!
    D           G
The Internet is great!
     Em                 C
When you've got lots of followers,
    G            D
who needs a real mate?


   F            C
It might be antisocial,
    F                  C
but these days that is fine.
-mute-
'Cause life is so much better when you spend it all online!


Interlude:
-mute-
A place where you can be yourself, no matter if you're geeky;
-mute-
Find friends that share your hobbies, even if they're freaky;
-mute-
Where every question in your head is answered in an instant;
-mute-                              -mute -
Who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence?

Chorus:
    D           G
The Internet is here!
    D           G
The Internet is great!
     Em                 C
When you've got lots of followers,
    G            D
who needs a real mate?

Interlude:
    F               C
Without the internet
   F                  C
we never would have met.
-mute-
We'd never be here on a stage doing things we might regret!

Verse:
-mute-
Who cares if you're a loser and everybody knows it,
-mute-
or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses?
-mute-
Even if your chances of getting tanned are slim
-mute -
or if you live vicariously through the life of a sim

Chorus:
    D           G
The Internet is here!
    D           G
The Internet is great!
     Em                 C
When you've got lots of followers,
    G            D
who needs a real mate?

Interlude:
   D            G
It might be antisocial,
    D                  G
but these days that is fine.
       C               D
'Cause life is so much better-
C               D
life is so much better-
-quiet-
C               D
life is so much better when you
-loud again-
F
spend
A7
it
C7
all
B7
on-
G
line!
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115 Comments

  1. SpaghettiCorgi

    +2 sounds a little better? 0 sounds v off T_T

  2. iStanPhan

    OMG YES

  3. Phan 4 eva

    *PROTIP*
    Instead of D and G, play F and AM

  4. danandphilneedapupper

    god bless everyone here in this comment section i’ll be here figuring the chors to the ii song lmao

  5. KamiTheBambi

    God bless this website

  6. shineondiamond

    this is what I spend a Saturday night doing smhhh

  7. I watch you while you sleep

    and i try to escape, but it just wont happen

  8. MarshySnapzz

    Instead of G and D, play F and Am.

  9. TinyPlanets

    The majority of the comments on this are in all caps it’s insane. There is literally no need.

  10. SpongesAreInteresting

    OOF I’ve waited for this doods ?

  11. softlyhowell

    I dunnoooooo it just doesn’t sound right! I think it needs to be transposed to something else, but I’m not sure…

  12. THANK YOU TO WHOEVER MADE THIS ??

  13. OH MY GOD YES! IM DEAD

  14. mikaylaisnotonline

    Oh my gosh , I reccommended this XD I didnt think they would actually do it, o my . This is amazing!! XD im ded

  15. I made my friend cry from laughing so hard after I played this to her

  16. sadbutrad_04

    yes yes yes yes yes yes

  17. just when i thought i was safe, the phandom is always here

    smhhh i love dan and phil. i love seeing us everywhere

  18. why wasn’t the orange tan dan pic used?

  19. I don’t think this sounds right…

  20. It was the summer of 2001

    Oml yessss

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