Chords in this song

A chordA7 chordB7 chordC chordC7 chordD chordDm chordEm chordF chordG chordG7 chord

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Intro:
    DD chord             GG chord
Whenever I'm alone
   DD chord                  GG chord
or if I'm feeling grey,
        DD chord                 GG chord
there's one place I can go
   DD chord              G7G7 chord 
to brighten up my day...


   G7G7 chord                   DmDm chord
It makes me want to sing,
       G7G7 chord                     DmDm chord
that's how the show should end
    G7G7 chord             DmDm chord       DmDm chord  -  means one strum-
But wouldn't it be good-if-I...
         FF chord       DmDm chord      AA chord 
...could sing it with a friend?...
     -DmDm chord -
Okay fine whatever, I'll join in too!

Verse:
  GG chord
I might go outside
    DD chord
and feel more alive.
        FF chord                      AA chord
Without Twitter, where would I be?
  GG chord
I guess I'd be fit
    FF chord 
I'd stop posting sh-
rubbish!
    AA chord                  DmDm chord
But tumblr's a part of me!...


        GG chord                    DD chord
There's so many websites and so little time,
     FF chord                      AA chord
plus one or two you should avoid.
-mute-
Just don't stop watching YouTube
   -mute-
or we'll be unemployed!

Chorus:
    DD chord           GG chord
The Internet is here!
    DD chord           GG chord
The Internet is great!
     EmEm chord                 CC chord
When you've got lots of followers,
    GG chord            DD chord
who needs a real mate?


   FF chord            CC chord
It might be antisocial,
    FF chord                  CC chord
but these days that is fine.
-mute-
'Cause life is so much better when you spend it all online!


Interlude:
-mute-
AA chord place where you can be yourself, no matter if you're geeky;
-mute-
Find friends that share your hobbies, even if they're freaky;
-mute-
Where every question in your head is answered in an instant;
-mute-                              -mute -
Who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence?

Chorus:
    DD chord           GG chord
The Internet is here!
    DD chord           GG chord
The Internet is great!
     EmEm chord                 CC chord
When you've got lots of followers,
    GG chord            DD chord
who needs a real mate?

Interlude:
    FF chord               CC chord
Without the internet
   FF chord                  CC chord
we never would have met.
-mute-
We'd never be here on a stage doing things we might regret!

Verse:
-mute-
Who cares if you're a loser and everybody knows it,
-mute-
or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses?
-mute-
Even if your chances of getting tanned are slim
-mute -
or if you live vicariously through the life of a sim

Chorus:
    DD chord           GG chord
The Internet is here!
    DD chord           GG chord
The Internet is great!
     EmEm chord                 CC chord
When you've got lots of followers,
    GG chord            DD chord
who needs a real mate?

Interlude:
   DD chord            GG chord
It might be antisocial,
    DD chord                  GG chord
but these days that is fine.
       CC chord               DD chord
'Cause life is so much better-
CC chord               DD chord
life is so much better-
-quiet-
CC chord               DD chord
life is so much better when you
-loud again-
FF chord
spend
A7A7 chord
it
C7C7 chord
all
B7B7 chord
on-
GG chord
line!
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110 Comments

  1. danandphilneedapupper

    god bless everyone here in this comment section i’ll be here figuring the chors to the ii song lmao

  2. KamiTheBambi

    God bless this website

  3. shineondiamond

    this is what I spend a Saturday night doing smhhh

  4. I watch you while you sleep

    and i try to escape, but it just wont happen

  5. MarshySnapzz

    Instead of G and D, play F and Am.

  6. TinyPlanets

    The majority of the comments on this are in all caps it’s insane. There is literally no need.

  7. SpongesAreInteresting

    OOF I’ve waited for this doods ?

  8. softlyhowell

    I dunnoooooo it just doesn’t sound right! I think it needs to be transposed to something else, but I’m not sure…

  9. THANK YOU TO WHOEVER MADE THIS ??

  10. OH MY GOD YES! IM DEAD

  11. mikaylaisnotonline

    Oh my gosh , I reccommended this XD I didnt think they would actually do it, o my . This is amazing!! XD im ded

  12. I made my friend cry from laughing so hard after I played this to her

  13. sadbutrad_04

    yes yes yes yes yes yes

  14. just when i thought i was safe, the phandom is always here

    smhhh i love dan and phil. i love seeing us everywhere

  15. why wasn’t the orange tan dan pic used?

  16. I don’t think this sounds right…

  17. It was the summer of 2001

    Oml yessss

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