Bb
I got so xxxxing romantic I apologize, let

me light your cigarette

Come visit Kansas for a week of debauchery,

 songs and high fives and weird xxx


Bb   C Cm
Cute Thing
         Bb    C Cm
Don't be rude, thing
Bb  C Cm
Hot thing
       Bb C Cm
It was nothing


Bb
God
Eb      C           Bb
Give me Dan Bejar's voice
Eb       C           Bb
And John Entwistle's stage presence
Eb     C       Bb                  
I will be your rock, God, when you're
  Eb          C
rolling the dice

Interlude -x3-: Eb Dm Cm

Bb
I got so xxxxing romantic I apologize,

Lemme smoke your weed, no wait

Healthy minds make xxxx bodies let us touch

 so much of ourselves together


Bb   C Cm
Cute Thing
         Bb    C Cm
Don't be rude, thing
Bb  C Cm
Hot thing
       Bb C Cm
It was nothing


Bb
Dog
Eb      C          Bb
Give me one little chance
Eb    C          Bb
I can make you a man
Eb     C       Bb                 
I will be your rock dog, when you're
  Eb           C
rolling your eyes

Interlude -x3-: Eb Dm Cm

Interlude -x4-: Bb Db Eb

Bb C Cm
     Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo


Bb            Dm
He died in an explosion
         Cm               F
Of mixed media and poorly written reviews
         Bb                            Dm 
And some stammering drunk who tried to tell
                  Cm
 him how good his xxxx was
             F
That is some good xxxx, man
Bb                        Dm
I accidentally spoke your first name aloud
Eb                           Ebm        
Trying to make it fit in the lyrics of
   Bb          C    F Bb
"Ana Ng," worked like a charm


              Eb  Dm Cm                   
We're getting old.     When will we walk in
                                 Eb     
 each other's majestic presence? Listen,
     Dm
hear my words
            Cm                          
They're the ones you would think I would
                     Eb    Dm           Cm
say if I was John Linnell, or trying to be
John Linnell

Interlude: Bb Dm Cm F

Bb     Dm    Cm F
I have loved
Bb           Dm     Cm          F
I will sleep naked, next to you naked
Bb     Dm    Cm F
I have loved,
Bb     Dm    Cm F
I have loved
Bb           Dm     Cm          F
I will sleep naked, next to you naked
Bb     Dm    Cm F
I have loved
Bb     Dm    Cm F
I have loved
          Bb              Dm
Like some Stanley Kubrick xxxx director
Cm              F                   Bb
Casting couples eyes wide shut for a reason