Verse:
G
You know it really wont surprise me
       Bm
If you're a wreck by the age of fourteen
    C
The way you look
                    G
The way you look is fine

Verse:
   G
So often colour coordinated
     Bm
your sister she's an Eighties fan
    C
But that's alright
                      G
Have I told you so is mine

Chorus:
Bm                            C
You say your life will be the death of you
     Bm                           C
Tell me, do you wash your hair in honey dew?
    Bm                              C
And long for all of them to fall in love with you
         G
But they never do

Verse:
G
Drinking vodka on the fly
     Bm
Your mother has a watchful eye
   C
So look out kid
                    G
She's onto you this time

Verse:
G
Run away to a bed and breakfast
   Bm
Console yourself with the Reader's Digest
C                            G
Ringing the Yellow Pages all alone

Chorus:
Bm                            C
You say your life will be the death of you
     Bm                           C
Tell me, do you wash your hair in honey dew?
    Bm                              C
And long for all of them to fall in love with you
              G     C
But they never do
             G      D
No they never do

Interlude (x2): G  Bm  C  G

Chorus:
Bm                            C
You say your life will be the death of you
     Bm                           C
Tell me, do you wash your hair in honey dew?
    Bm                              C
And long for all of them to fall in love with you
              G     C
But they never do
             G      C
No they never do

Outro (repeat):
G                                 C
I'm gonna tell you something good about yourself
G                                     C
I'll say it now and I'll never say it about no one else