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If you weren't so stupid I could have loved you Am

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And if you weren't so stupid but you're pretty stupid G

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And if you weren't so busy I could have loved you Am

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But you work in an office and you've got other offers G

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Tell me, what is his name now? What is his name? I'm excited to hear the news Am

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Tell me what is his name now? What does it say about you? G

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But let's not be friends or else this will never end G

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Let's not be friends for sure, for sure G

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And if you weren't so ugly, I could have loved you. Am

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It's something I tell myself when I'm down to get high, Lord G

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If you made me a coffee I could have loved you. Am

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And I'd make you hot chocolate and anything you wanted G

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Tell me, who is invited? So xxxxing delighted to see all the boys, you see Am

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Tell me, why don't I fight it? What does it say about me? G

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But let's not be friends or else this will never end G

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Let's not be friends for sure, for sure G

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We'd adopt, we'd have dogs G

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I have all the things he's got. But I'm not G

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So let's stop - pretend that there'll be a happy end. G

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Let's not be friends for sure, for sure. G

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We'd adopt, we'd have dogs G

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I have all the things he's got. But I'm not Outro: G

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