Intro: E G A

Verse 1:
       A
On the on-ramp you said
        G                                D
"If you love me, you will listen to this song"
            Gbm                E
And I could tell that you were serious
    A                         G
So I didn't tell you you were driving the wrong way
       Gbm                           D
On the interstate until the song was done
E                Gbm   A         G           E
You felt like an idiot adding an hour to the drive
                              Gbm
But it gave us more time to embarrass ourselves
A                  Gbm           G
Tellin' stories we wouldn't tell anyone else

Chorus:
           Gbm              E                 A       G D
You said, "I might like you less now that you know me so well"
Gbm              E                 A       G D
I might like you less now that you know me so well

Verse 2:
        A          G                Gbm           D
Leonard Cohen once said, "There's a crack in everything
               A          G
That's how the light gets in"
    Gbm         D                 A   G   A   G D
And I am not an old man having an existential crisis
                  A             G        D
At a Buddhist monastery writing horny poetry
       Gbm
But I agree

Chorus:
  D                   E         A
I never thought you'd happen to me
  D                   E         A
I never thought you'd happen to me

Outro: G E D Gbm