Verse 1:
F
Have you ever felt sad or lonely?
Dm
Have you ever felt two feet tall?
Bb
Have you ever thought, "Man, if only
C
I was anybody else at all."
F
They like to kick you
Dm
when times get rough
Bb
And you give your all
C
But it's not enough


Bb                          C
And sticks and stones might break your bones
    F         Gm         Dm  C
But words can break your heart
    Bb                C
And if you don't know where to go
     F        Gm       Dm  C
I'll show you where to start

Chorus:
F              Dm
Kill yourself, it'll only take a minute
C
You'll be happy that you did it
        Bb
Just go over to your oven

And shove your head in it
F               Dm
Kill yourself, really, you should do it
       C
There's really nothing to it
     Bb
Just grab a mug

And chug a cup of lighter fluid

Verse 2:
F
I sound un-empathetic
Dm
I sound mean and rude
Bb
Suicide is an epidemic
C                         F
And I don't want to be misconstrued
                    Dm
Signs of depression go overlooked
      Bb
So if you're depressed
      C
Then you need to book
  Bb
a therapy session
        C
Talk about your depression
F     Gm           Dm   C
Let a professional hear it
     Bb               C
But if you search for moral wisdom
  F      Gm     Dm   C
in Katy Perry's lyrics, then

Chorus 2:
F              Dm
Kill yourself, it won't be painful
C
If you are able
   Bb
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll
F              Dm
Kill yourself, it's over, mull it
C
There's a trigger, pull it
Bb
Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet

Verse 3:
F                      Dm
Stick your tongue in a plug
                   Bb
Suck a pipe of exhaust
                        C
Make some toast in the tub
                       F
Nail yourself to a cross
                            Dm
Hold your breath till it's gone
                    Bb
Drink a gallon of mace
            C
Be gay in Iran
                        F
Let Oprah sit on your face

Outro:
                 Dm
Jump off of a Bridge
                   Bb
Skinny dip in a flood
                         C
Sky dive attached to a fridge
                        F
Drink a Haitian guy's blood
               Dm
Break into the zoo
                 Bb
Give a tiger a shove
                      C
Eat a Phillips head screw
                    F
Marry Courtney Love