Intro:
               Dm
I'm not your friend or anything
                                 A
Damn, you think that you're the man
                      A7
I think, therefore, I am
               Dm
I'm not your friend or anything
                                 A
Damn, you think that you're the man
                      A7
I think, therefore, I am
 
Verse 1:
(nc)
Stop!
                               Dm
What the hell are you talking about 
                               A
Get my pretty name outta your mouth
                              A7
We are not the same with or without
      (nc)
Don't talk
 Dm
'bout me like how you might know how I feel
Dm                                      A
Top of the world, but your world isn't real
                 A7
Your world's an ideal
 
Pre-chorus:
           (nc)
So go have fun
 
I really couldn't care less
 
And you can give 'em my best
 
But just know
 
Chorus:
               Dm
I'm not your friend or anything
                                 A
Damn, you think that you're the man
                      A7
I think, therefore, I am
               Dm
I'm not your friend or anything
                                 A
Damn, you think that you're the man
                      A7
I think, therefore, I am
 
Verse 2:
Dm
I don't want press to put your name next to mine
 
We're on different lines so I
 A
Wanna be nice enough
 
They don't call my bluff
 
'Cause I hate to find
Dm
  Articles, articles, articles
 
I'd rather you remain unremarkable
                A
(Got a lotta) Interviews, interviews, interviews
 
When they say your name I just act confused
 
Pre-chorus:
             (nc)
Did you have fun?
 
I really couldn't care less
 
And you can give 'em my best but, just
 
know!
 
Chorus:
               Dm
I'm not your friend or anything
                                 A
Damn, you think that you're the man
                      A7
I think, therefore, I am
               Dm
I'm not your friend or anything
                                 A
Damn, you think that you're the man
                      A7
I think, therefore, I am
 
Bridge:
     Dm
I'm sorry
                             A
I don't think I caught your name
      Dm
I'm sorry
                             A
I don't think I caught your name
 
Interlude: Dm  A
 
Outro:
               Dm
I'm not your friend or anything
                                 A
Damn, you think that you're the man
                      A7
I think, therefore, I am
               Dm
I'm not your friend or anything
                                 A
Damn, you think that you're the man
                      A7
I think, therefore, I am