Verse 1:
   A           B
My love is not eternal
          Dbm          E
Falls far as Dante's Inferno
     A                B
I am prone to fits of fright
        Dbm         E
Moments of intense neuroticism
             A                   B
But when I'm good, good god, I'm great Great Scott!
   Dbm         E
My heart does palpitate
           A             B
But you've heard all this before
          Gbm       E
So I will try and elaborate

Chorus:
A          B
I am Wirt with the cassette
     Dbm       E
I am Joel post memory reset
     A               B
I am Clementine with hazel eyes
    Dbm                   E
And botched green hair in disrepair
     A             B
I am Ramona's evil exes
      Dbm           E
I am all of her best interests
     A            B
I am everyone and everything
    Gbm
All of the time
   E
Oh God, I'll be...

Interlude: A B Dbm E

Verse 2:
               A              B
I'll bring the nachos to your barbecue
    Dbm          E
The nicotine and nettles too
   A               B
I exist inside this puzzle
        Dbm              E
We all exist within this room
        A               B
Playing games about our names
     Dbm           E
Signify is so hard to change
        A               B
I play along but I'm not here
          Gbm               E
I'm lying face down in your neighbour's pool

Chorus:
A          B
I am Wirt with the cassette
     Dbm       E
I am Joel post memory reset
     A               B
I am Clementine with hazel eyes
    Dbm                   E
And botched green hair in disrepair
     A             B
I am Ramona's evil exes
      Dbm           E
I am all of her best interests
     A            B
I am everyone and everything
    Gbm
All of the time
   E
Oh God, I'll be...

Bridge:
   E           A
Soaking in the chlorine
        Dbm              B
Wish to smell so Sunday morning
        E                    A
When my friends would all go swimming
        Dbm             B
I would drown within the shallow end
        E             A
And the kids were all relentless
     Dbm              B
With their teases and their tempers
       E              A
I sleep better on the sofa
(nc)
Please do not take me to the bedroom

Chorus:
A          B
I am Wirt with the cassette
     Dbm       E
I am Joel post memory reset
     A               B
I am Clementine with hazel eyes
    Dbm                   E
And botched green hair in disrepair
     A             B
I am Ramona's evil exes
      Dbm           E
I am all of her best interests
     A            B
I am everyone and everything
    Gbm
All of the time
   E
Oh God, I'll be...

Instrumental:
   A B Dbm E (x3)
   A B Gbm E
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