Intro:
(nc)
He—, hold up, xxxx
(nc)
He—, what the xxxx?
(nc)
Sounds like a fart
(nc)
(One, two, three, four)

Verse 1:
D  B      E    A
He smells very nice
E   A
Oh, so nice
D     B       E      A
Wears clothes that I like
E          A
He doesn't even try
E          A
He doesn't even try

Chorus:
      E       B     A
And I think I wanna marry him
      E      B           A
But I really don't wanna freak him out
  E            B          A
I know all our children's names, they're called
E        B       A
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
E        B       A
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
E        B       A
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
E                B
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
A
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
E                B
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene

Verse 2:
D    B   E    A
Love me 'til I die
E           A
I'll be his corpse bride
D          B         E         A
And when I smell, he says it's fine
E   A
Oh, how nice

Chorus:
      E       B     A
And I think I wanna marry him
      E      B           A
But I really don't wanna freak him out
  E            B          A
I know all our children's names, they're called
E        B       A
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
        E        B       A
They're Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
E        B       A
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
E                B
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
A
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
E               B
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene

Verse 3:
    E           B     G
I'm scared he's gonna leave me
            E          B         G
'Cause when I'm mad, I get pretty scary
      E            B          G
But he won't and he won't because I'm pretty
           E                                   B                                            G
And we'll have lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of
 babies

Chorus:
E                B
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
A
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
E                B
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
A
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
E                B
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
A
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
E                B
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
A
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
E                B
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
A
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
E                B
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
A
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
E                B
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene
A
Yoshimi, Forest, Magdalene

Outro: E