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G
And if your heart stops beating
D
I'll be here wondering
         Em              C
Did you get what you deserve?
                    G
The ending of your life and if you get to heaven
D
I'll be here waiting, babe
         Em                   C
Did you get what you deserve?
                    Am
The end, and if your life wont wait
          C           D
Then your heart can't take this


 G                     D
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
  C
No one ever had much nice to say
       D                    D7
I think they never liked you anyway
 G                    D
Oh take me from the hospital bed
     C
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
      D
And wouldn't it be great
   Dsus2      G
If we were dead?
     G
Ohh dead.


G
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
D
You never fell in love
     Em                    C
Did you get what you deserve?


                   G
The ending of your life
               G
And if you get to heaven
     D
I'll be here waiting, babe
     Em                 C
Did you get what you deserve?
                         Am
The end, and if your life won't wait
         C            D
Then your heart can't take this


 G                 D
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
  C
No one ever had much nice to say
       D               D7
I think they never liked you anyway
 G                    D
Oh take me from the hospital bed
     C
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
          D
And wouldn't it be great
   Dsus2
If we were dead?

Bridge:
 Am                    C
And in my honest observation
              Am
During this operation
                 C   G            D
Found a complication in your heart
                 Am          C         G         D
So long, 'cause now you've got -now you've got-
          Em
Maybe just 2 weeks to live
              Em                         D
Is that the most the both of you can give?

Interlude: G  D  Em  C

One, two, one two three four!

G
la la la la la!
D
la la la la la la!
 C              D
la la la la la la la!
Well come on,
 G
la la la la la!
 D
la la la la la la!
   C              D
la la la la la la la!
Oh motherxxxxer,
     G
If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!-
  D
Then why are we laughing? -la la la la la la!-
     C
If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!-
          D
Then why are we laughing?
             G
If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!-
        D                             C
Then why are we laughing? -la la la la la la!-
                        D
If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!-
                  G
Then why am I dead?
G
DEAD!
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This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research. UkuTabs does not own any songs, lyrics or arrangements posted and/or printed. This arrangement was downloaded for free on UkuTabs.com.
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TheHumanEmbodimentOfCancer

yesssss i love this song. For all the emo children who have good christian parents and didn’t know, we get a reunion tour.

thatssoravo

playing mcr on ukulele is my aesthetic this is amazing

For the final DEAD! you have to do a single down strum and mute it right after. Just something I like to do and personally I think its sounds great when you do it like that.

Nolan

For the verse I do: pluck C string, then pluck all four strings on off beat (1, 3) for the rest of the chord. For the chorus I do D DU UDU. At the end of the first chorus (“…dead!”) I strum down on dead once then mute. Before the next verse, there is a small guitar part, and I just do an UDUD. Repeat, then at the bridge I do a simple ‘UDUDUDU, starting on the + after the 1st beat (as in 1+2+3+4+). For the solo, I just do D D D D, and when the vocal picks back up, I do D DU through the end.

Actual trash for anything phan related and or emo

Only on the inside haha

Emo PiGiOn

It’s funny that I broke my pic the other day cuz I play emo songs and it makes my I get hurt cuz I strum so hard

SmolBean

I’m a beginner so I don’t really know but I use DDUU (Down Down Up Up) Then when it goes to the lalala I just use DDDD and just keep doing that until the lyrics are “If life ain’t just a joke.” Then use DDUU again. Sorry this is late I am new to this site.

danandphilneedapupper

is only dead from the inside . . .

Emo Trash

Omg yassss. love this. one day I’m going to perform this song somehow!! So good!!! 😀

uke kid

I love it on the ukulele

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My Chemical Romance is an American rock band from New Jersey, United States formed in 2001. The band consists of lead vocalist Gerard Way, guitarists Ray Toro, Frank Iero and bassist Mikey Way. Shortly after forming, the band signed to Eyeball Records and released their debut album I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love in 2002. They signed with Reprise Records the next year and released their major label debut Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge in 2004; the album was a commercial success

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