Intro: Bb Eb Bb F Bb Eb Bb F Bb Verse 1: Bb I don't care if it rains or freezes Eb Long as I've got my plastic Jesus Bb F Sittin' on the dash-board of my car Bb Goin' 90, it ain't scary Eb 'Cause I've got the Virgin Mary Bb F Bb Sittin' on the dash-board of my car Verse 2: Bb I'm in the backseat sinnin' Eb Jesus up there grinnin' Bb F Sittin' on the dash-board of my car Bb Green, white, pink or yeller Eb I don't care if it keeps my feller Bb F Bb Sittin' on the dash-board of my car Instrumental: Bb Eb Bb F Bb Eb Bb F Bb Verse 3: Bb I don't care if it rains or freezes Eb Long as I've got my plastic Jesus Bb F Sittin' on the dash-board of my car Bb Goin' 90, it ain't scary Eb 'Cause I've got the Virgin Mary Bb F Bb Sittin' on the dash-board of my car Verse 4: Bb I'm in the backseat sinnin' Eb Jesus up there grinnin' Bb F Sittin' on the dash-board of my car Bb Green, white, pink or yeller Eb I don't care if it keeps my feller Bb F Bb Sittin' on the dash-board of my car Instrumental: Bb Eb Bb F Bb Eb Bb F Bb This arrangement is its contributor’s own interpretation, shared for private study, education and non-commercial use. The underlying song, lyrics and music remain the property of their copyright owners. To request removal, see Legal & Copyright.
Plastic Jesus chords by Tia Blake
Suggested strumeverywhere 4/4
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d
&
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2
d
&
u
3
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&
u
4
d
&
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Also works: island strum d – d u – u d u
How to play Plastic Jesus on ukulele
A solid first pick for Plastic Jesus on ukulele is the everywhere 4/4: d – d u – u d –. This arrangement is in Bb major. This one leans on trickier shapes, with the chords at the proficient level.
3 ukulele chords used in "Plastic Jesus" by Tia Blake: Bb, Eb and F
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Sounds awesome! i requested this a while ago, thank you very much
does anyone know the strumming pattern?
love this song!!