C F If i was as rich as you were mean G C I'd be a millionaire C F If I was as careless as you were stubborn, G I wouldn't have a care C F If I was as holy as you were heartless, G C I'd go down as a saint C F If I was as handsome as you were funny... G C Well it's too bad you ain't. F If I had a good trade C G For all of your bad traits C Oh what a happy girl I'd be F Wouldn't it be great C G F If I was as smart as you were fake G C I'd have a Nobel Prize and a PhD. C F If I was as jealous as you were crazy, G C I'd start turning green. F I'd be a millionaire If I was G C As rich as you were mean.
