Intro:
(nc)
Alright, you rollin'?

Interlude:
   E B E B
   E

Verse 1:
  B                             E
I know we've never met, but you seem to know my name
        B                                       E
Did you hear bad things about me? That would be a crying shame
       B                         E
If you look into my eyes, if you peer into my face
        B                                    E
Can you read the good and see the bad? Don't have to be afraid

Chorus:
B                      E          D
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
Bm                     E          A
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
      B                            E            D
Well, I would never, never, never, never do you harm
Bm
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm

Post-chorus:
D                    E
Life's too short for just making money
G                        Bm
Show me how to spend it, honey
D                   E                       Bm
Life's too short to waste it living on your own
D                 E
Life's too short, nothing lasts forever
G                Bm
Can't be bought, help me bring you pleasure
D                   E                       Bm  E D
Life's too short to waste it living on your own

Instrumental:
   B  E D
   B  E D

Verse 2:
B                             E
I could show you places that you have never seen
    B                             E
And fill your mind with images of tantalising dreams
    B                            E
And caves full of crystals, shot through with pink and green
    B                                    E
And No Man's Land in the darkest days of 1916

Chorus:
B                      E          D
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
Bm                     E          A
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
B                            E            D
I would never, never, never, never do you harm
      Bm
Don't have to be afraid, don't have to be alarmed

Post-chorus:
D                    E
Life's too short for just making money
G              Bm
Ain't no fool, ain't nobody's monkey
D                   E                       Bm
Life's too short to waste it living on your own
D                 E
Life's too short, nothing lasts forever
G                Bm
Can't be bought, help me bring you pleasure
D                   E                       Bm
Life's too short to waste it living on your own

Instrumental:
   D E G Bm
   D E Bm

Bridge:
     B                                    E
When I was oh-so-young, I used to want to go to Mars
    Bm
And burn the rubber on the road
                    E
And drive around in fancy cars
     B
When who would take you into space?
                     E
Who would you really trust?
      Bm                        D
Is it Boeing, is it NASA, is it mad mogul Mr. Musk?
B                                      E
Now I'm older, I would like to ask you if tonight
         Bm                           E
We could stay at home, you see, I'm really quite polite
        B                                                      E
I would make you cocktails, pour you wine, you're obviously so erudite
   Bm
Do anagrams spew epigrams?

I don't give a damn, Madame

Pre-chorus:
D                    E
Life's too short for just making money
G              Bm
Show me how to spend it with you, honey
D                   E                       Bm
Life's too short to waste it living on your own
D                 E
Life's too short, nothing lasts forever
G                Bm
Can't be bought, help me bring you pleasure
D                   E                    Bm
Life's too short to waste it living all alone
B
Call me Mr. Charm

Chorus:
B                      E          D
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
Bm                     E          A
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
B                                 E           D
I think that you'd be the perfect woman on my arm
      Bm                       E           A
Don't have to be afraid, don't have to be alarmed
B                      E          D
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
Bm                     E          A
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
      B                        E           D
Don't have to be afraid, don't have to be alarmed
Bm                     E          A
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
B                      E          D
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
Bm                     E          A
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
B                      E          D
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
Bm                     E          A          B
Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
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