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Verse:
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I hope that our few remaining friends
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Give up on trying to save us
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I hope we come up with a failsafe plot
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To piss off the dumb few that forgave us
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I hope the fences we mended
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Fall down beneath their own weight
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And I hope we hang on past the last exit
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I hope it's already too late
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And I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here
 
Someday burns down
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And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away
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And I never come back to this town again
 
Chorus:
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In my life I hope I lie
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And tell everyone you were a good wife
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And I hope you die
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I hope we both die
 
Interlude:
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Verse:
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I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow
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I hope it bleeds all day long
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Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises
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Well we're pretty sure they're all wrong
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I hope it stays dark forever
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I hope the worst isn't over
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And I hope you blink before I do
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I hope I never get sober
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And I hope when you think of me years down the line
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You can't find one good thing to say
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And I hope that if I found the strength to walk out
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You'd stay the hell out of my way
 
Chorus:
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I am drowning there is no sign of land
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You are coming down with me
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hand in unlovable hand
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And I hope you die
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I hope we both die
 
Outro -x2-:
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