Intro: Gm F Eb D Gm F Eb D Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction Gm Eb D Forgive our sins forged at the pulpit with forked-tongue-selling faux sermons Gm F Eb D 'Cause I am a new wave of gospel sharp and you'll be thy witness Gm Gm F a gentlemen if you're gonna preach. For God's sake, preach with conviction Gm Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning F Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it. Eb No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it? D Now don't you move. Gm Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning F Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it. Eb No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it? D Now don't you move. Gm F Just stay where I can see you douse the light! D Gm Gm F Gm F Eb D We sure are in for a show tonight. Gm F Eb D In this little number, we're graced by two displays of character Gm F Eb D We've got: the gunslinger extraordinaire v. walking contradictions Gm F Eb D And I for one can see no blood from the hearts and the wrists you'd allegedly slit Gm F Gm Gm Eb And I for one won't stand for this. If this scene were a parish, y'all be condemned. Gm Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning F Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it. Eb No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it? D Now don't you move. Gm Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning F Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it. Eb No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it? D Now don't you, don't you move. Eb Gm F Stay where I can see you douse the lights. D We sure are in for a show tonight! Eb Gm F Stay where I can see you douse the lights. D F We sure are in - Stay where I can see you douse the lights. Outro: Gm F Eb D La la da da la la da . . .
