Verse 1:
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My sweetheart's piano is rat filled
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And mine is infested with bugs
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The music we make is unnatural
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But it sounds just like falling in love

Chorus:
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This butch
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This butch
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This butch
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This butch
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She makes me go weak in the knees
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But I can’t let her see me swoon
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Or else she will think I am weak

Verse 2:
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Tomorrow I'll dig through the garbage
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And we'll fish out all kinds of neat trash
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And when we go back to my apartment
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She’ll probably kick my xxxxxxx ass

Chorus:
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This butch
     Eb
This butch
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This butch
     B
This butch
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She makes me go weak in the knees
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But I can’t let her see me swoon
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Or else she will think I am weak

Verse 3:
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I sing her songs in my garage
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And make her fall in love with me
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And once we're done, the sun is gone
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Wе both just sit so nervously
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I talk real slow and speak rеal low
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Hoping she'll lean into me
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But we just laugh cause What was that?
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We can't take ourselves seriously

Chorus:
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This butch
     Eb
This butch
     Dbm
This butch
     B
This butch
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She makes me go weak in the knees
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But I can’t let her see me swoon
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Or else she will think I am sweet