SpongeBob:
G                    C
f. is for Friends who do things together
G                D
U. is for You and me
G                     C
N. is for Anywhere and anytime at all
     G           D         G
Down here in the deep blue sea


Plankton:
G                  C
f. is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
G                  D
U. is for uranium...bombs!
G                      C
N. is for No survivors when you're-


SpongeBob:

Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about!

Now, do it like this,
G                    C
F is for Friends who do stuff to-


Plankton:

Never! That's completely idiotic!


SpongeBob:

Here, Let me help you...
G                    C
f. is for friends who do stuff together.
G                 D
U. is for You and me, TRY IT!


Plankton:
G                      C
N. is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
G                D         G
Down here in the deep blue sea!

Wait...I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside...

Should we stop?


SpongeBob:

No! That's how you're supposed to feel!


Plankton:

Well I like it! Let's do it again!


SpongeBob:

Okay!
G                    C
f. is for Frolicking through all the flowers
G            D
U. is for ukulele
G                       C
N. is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking
G            D      G
Here with my best buddy