Verse: Dmaj7 I love you A More than the brimstone loves the fire Amaj7 A7 More than Beelze loves her bub -nc- Dmaj7 More than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs You make my spirit sing A Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell Amaj7 A7 Our love is a story sweet to tell E D Yeah, you cast a special satanic spell over my heart A Love is a journey we decided to start D Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart I love you A I love you I love you D I love you I love you A I love you I love you Bridge: Gm Gbm F -nc- I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you... -I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU, HAHAHA!- Verse: Gbm -nc- A Gbm Who's singing love songs at my lustful lounge? nc A Bm -Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!- nc What'd you expect from a proprietor like us? Db D Db -Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lust!- Chorus: Gbm Give me a thrust Bm Yeah, show me some lust Db From the groin to the bust Bm In desire we trust Gbm In the house of Asmodeus -Trumpet, HA!- Verse: A G Little imp, you came here to sing your serenade D Bm Perform your feelings on a velvety stage Db -nc- Bm -nc- Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts Db -nc- Db -Only little xxxxxes strum the strings of their hearts!- Gbm A You wanna hang around this lustful town? Gbm A Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around Bm Here we sing about wants and desires Db D Db -Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire!- Chorus: Gbm So, give me a thrust Bm Show me some lust Db From the groin to the bust Bm Little imp, you just must Gbm In the house of Asmodeus Post-Chorus: Gbm Come on, sing us a song Bm Make sure the subject is getting it on Db Make it graphic and tactfully long Bm -Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "shlong"- Db Go ahead, the mic's on Bridge: Dmaj7 I want to -Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?- A Make gentle love to you Verse: Amaj7 Ugh, what a limp-xxxx imp A7 You're really killing the vibe D E Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride Interlude: Gbm Hey now, I've watched those two pork many times -What? Blitz?- A And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting! Verse: Amaj7 That Blitzo? So, you're showing your face? A7 Hey everybody, this guy's a total disgrace D Db Some nerves you got to comment on a relationship D E Last I checked your love life is a pile of xxxx Verse 5: -nc- Oh, Blitzo? D A I used to date him! -Oh, Verosika, and you're here- D A I'd stroke and I'd fellate him -Fellate him, fellate him- D A Yeah, but when it was my turn -My turn, my turn- D He did no reciprocatin' -What a xxxxx-ass- Db D a selfish imp in the sheets E And just as bad in the streets Db a reckless, heartbreaking FREAK. Bridge: Gbm -nc- Who's that at your table? A Is your date a demon prince? Gbm -nc- Stolas, is that you? A -Are you sleeping with an imp?- Verse: Bm Wooo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall A You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all! G Db I hope you didn't give it up so you and him could get it up Chorus: Gbm You sold your life for a thrust Bm Now, that's the spirit of lust Db Grab your groin or a bust Bm You better get your head must Db Pretend you don't see that crust D Hump 'til your junk turns to dust Db Gbm In the house of Asmode- Interlude: nc Hey! I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox -Yeah, I was.- Outro: Dmaj7 I love us A I love us just the way we are Amaj7 A7 Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't -nc- D I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes A D I'll never take you for granted A D I'll always give you my best A And if you can offer the same thing Bm We'll handle the rest D A Cause I love you, cause I love you.
