Verse:
  Dmaj7
I love you
                                   A
More than the brimstone loves the fire
           Amaj7            A7
More than Beelze loves her bub
              (nc)                  Dmaj7
More than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs

You make my spirit sing
                                  A
Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell
              Amaj7           A7
Our love is a story sweet to tell
                                   E             D
Yeah, you cast a special satanic spell over my heart
                                  A
Love is a journey we decided to start
                                   D
Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart

I love you
   A
I love you

I love you
   D
I love you

I love you
   A
I love you

I love you

Bridge:
   Gm                     Gbm                  F    (nc)
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you...

(I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU, HAHAHA!)

Verse:
Gbm  (nc)                                           A Gbm
     Who's singing love songs at my lustful lounge?
nc                                               A Bm
(Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!)
nc
What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?
      Db            D             Db
(Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lust!)

Chorus:
          Gbm
Give me a thrust
                    Bm
Yeah, show me some lust
                       Db
From the groin to the bust
              Bm
In desire we trust
                  Gbm
In the house of Asmodeus (Trumpet, HA!)

Verse:
        A                             G
Little imp, you came here to sing your serenade
D                             Bm
  Perform your feelings on a velvety stage
 Db  (nc)                        Bm  (nc)
Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts
 Db  (nc)                        Db
(Only little xxxxxxx strum the strings of their hearts!)
Gbm                                       A
You wanna hang around this lustful town?
Gbm                                              A
Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around
Bm
Here we sing about wants and desires
   Db        D               Db
(Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire!)

Chorus:
               Gbm
So, give me a thrust
              Bm
Show me some lust
                       Db
From the groin to the bust
                      Bm
Little imp, you just must
                  Gbm
In the house of Asmodeus

Post-chorus:
                   Gbm
Come on, sing us a song
                         Bm
Make sure the subject is getting it on
                     Db
Make it graphic and tactfully long
              Bm
(Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "shlong")
     Db
Go ahead, the mic's on

Bridge:
Dmaj7
I want to
(Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? xxxx play? Bondage?)
                     A
Make gentle love to you

Verse:
                      Amaj7
Ugh, what a limp-xxxx imp
                           A7
You're really killing the vibe
                     D                         E
Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride

Interlude:
Gbm
Hey now, I've watched those two pork many times

(What? Blitz?)
                                                          A
And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting!

Verse:
                  Amaj7
That Blitzo? So, you're showing your face?
    A7
Hey everybody, this guy's a total disgrace
      D                               Db
Some nerves you got to comment on a relationship
 D                                  E
Last I checked your love life is a pile of xxxx

Verse 5:
(nc)
Oh, Blitzo?
           D                              A
I used to date him! (Oh, Verosika, and you're here)
                     D                           A
I'd stroke and I'd fellate him (Fellate him, fellate him)
                      D                     A
Yeah, but when it was my turn (My turn, my turn)
                 D
He did no reciprocatin' (What a xxxxx-ass)
Db                     D
a selfish imp in the sheets
                         E
And just as bad in the streets
                          Db 
a reckless, heartbreaking FREAK.

Bridge:
Gbm   (nc)
Who's that at your table?
                             A
Is your date a demon prince?
Gbm    (nc)
Stolas, is that you?
                               A
(Are you sleeping with an imp?)

Verse:
 Bm
Wooo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall
    A
You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all!
   G                             Db
I hope you didn't give it up so you and him could get it up

Chorus:
                           Gbm
You sold your life for a thrust
                           Bm
Now, that's the spirit of lust
                     Db
Grab your groin or a bust
                         Bm
You better get your head must
                           Db
Pretend you don't see that crust
                             D
Hump 'til your junk turns to dust
       Db                  Gbm
In the house of Asmode-

Interlude:
nc
Hey! I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox

(Yeah, I was.)

Outro:
Dmaj7
I love us
                           A
I love us just the way we are
               Amaj7                           A7
Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't
                      (nc)                         D
I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes
           A                    D
I'll never take you for granted
             A                D
I'll always give you my best
                A
And if you can offer the same thing
       Bm
We'll handle the rest
         D                 A
Cause I love you, cause I love you.
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