Em C
… What is that up in the sky?
G   D
 …  …  Owww!


Em
… Hailing taquitos
     C
It’s … hailing taquitos
G
At the park, over the yard
D
Put on your bike helmet

‘Cause they’re coming down hard


Em
… Hailing taquitos
     C
It’s …  hailing taquitos
G
Guacamole, sour cream
D
Is it nightmare or is it a


Em
Dream? (Is it a dream?)
        C                   G
They’re crunchy and they’re fried (so fried)
            D
And they’re falling from the sky (from the


Em
Sky)
    C                       G
You might want to stay in inside (Lookout!)
D
… Owww, my eye!


Em
… News flash! Important information!
C
… Taquitos coming down all over the nation!
G
Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie
Gb       (nc)
It’s a Taquito apocalypsie!


Em
… Hailing taquitos
     C
It’s … hailing taquitos
G
Run for cover, don’t be slow
        D
There’s beef, and chicken, and potato


Em
… Hailing taquitos
     C
It’s … hailing taquitos
G
Corn tortillas rolled up tight
D
Coming down fast with no end in


Em
Sight (No end in sight)
        C                  G
They’re greasy and they’re hot (So hot!)
          D
They keep falling from the sky (They keep on…)


  Em
(…Falling)
                C                     G
They’re kind of pointy so they hurt a lot

(Dude, watch out!)
D
… Oww, my other eye! Oh, why?!?


Em C         G
… … What is that?
                       D
It’s the Tacobot Three Thousand!

He’s shooting the


  Em                        C
taquitos with his taco ray! …
                               G
And turning them into harmless tacos!
             D
We’re saved! Hooray! (It’s a miracle!)


(nc)
… Hailing taquitos

It’s … hailing taquitos
G                D
Beef, chicken, potato, cheese


Em
… Hailing taquitos
     C
It’s … hailing taquitos
G                D
Beef, chicken, potato, cheese


Em                          C
… Once again, thanks to the Tacobot 3000
  G          D
Humanity was saved. Or was it?
(nc)                      Em
Owww, my first eye again! …