DAVID:
  G         G           D
I hope this won’t sound impolite
   G    G         C   D
Or come across as too forthright
    G    G7         C    Cm
But even though you seem alright, I...
G         D           G
Think I’m better than you!
 

    G                   D
Now please do keep this thought in mind
       G                D
That’s just my personal conviction
       G         G7          C         D
You’re smart and fun, you’re sweet and kind
    G                      D
I’d call our friendship an addiction
 

     G                      G7
Your shoes are shined, your breath dulce
    C              Cm
But still I find I have to say, I…
G       D                    G
Think I might be better than you!
 

DANIEL:
    Gm
You seem impressed with what you’ve shown
    Cm                   Gm
But I don’t find it that compelling
       Gm
You’ve sung my praise but not your own
    Cm                          Gm
And well, I think that’s pretty telling
 

    Gm
But while we’re on the subject of
    Cm             Bbdim
How I’m superb and leagues above, you
Gm       D               Gm
Ought to know I’m number one
 

Cm                           Gm
I know that might be hard to swallow
Cm             D               Gm
This hurts you just as much as me
Cm                              Gm
But when this song is sung then you and I’ll know
D                      Gm
That you’re just a nobody
 

DAVID:
     G                   D
Well friend I don't know what to say
 

DANIEL:
    G                  D
Try starting with your resignation
 

DAVID:
      G               D
Let's end this in the finale
 

DANIEL:
    G                D
I'm dying from anticipation
 

DAVID (and DANIEL):
G
You’re really great, but let me state (You've been outdone)
G7
You denigrate and seem to hate (Now I've really won)
C
The fact I’ll break you, abdicate (But it was fun)
Cm
Before I can asphyxiate, I... (Your end's begun, and...)
 

G       D                    G
Think I might be better than you! (Now I know I'm better than you!)
G          D               G
Don’t hate me because it’s true! (And I'll prove it to you, too!)
 

     G     G7  C      Cm (hold it till the end)
Just know, I'm better than.....

(So watch as I identify

The skill to show I qualify

Like keeping up this camp charade

And tricking kids to drink kool-aid

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