Verse 1:
C                    C   
Held in the bong hit sitting in a
Am                  G
Hot tub in south Wisconsin
       F       C        C   
I feel amazing when I’m all alone
Dm                Am       G
Switching between xxxx and Robocop


C
Turned off my cell phone
C              Am                 G
Drank a bottle of wine and read a Cometbus
F          C      C   
passed ouuttt naked, trippin’, stumbled
Dm          Am        G
to bed in a xxxxed up sleep walk

Chorus:
C
I got so tired of discussing my future
  Am
I started avoiding the people I love
Dm                                           G
Evenings of silence and mornings of nausea

Verse 2:
C                      C   
I read the worst thing ever
     Am                    G
In a bathrobe of off-white terry cloth
F          C       C   
Translated by technology
     Dm         Am          G
From your voice extremely inaccurately

Chorus:
C
I got so tired of discussing my future
  Am
I started avoiding the people I love
Dm
Evenings of silence and mornings of nausea
G
Sweatin’ and shakin’, I can’t throw up


C
I got so tired of discussing my future
       Am
That I walk through my life like I’m the only one
     Dm
With evenings of silence and mornings of nausea
G
Shakin’, sweatin’, I can’t throw up, oh no

Bridge:
   C  C   
   Am G
   E  F  G
   E  F  G
   E  F  G

Verse 3:
C                    C   
Cleaned up the empty bottles
        Am                       G
Let the smoke out through chilly windows
F          C      C   
I used the stationary bike
Dm            Am     G
I watched the end of Price Is Right


C                    C   
Ordered an egg white sandwich
      Am                          G
And I drove south through mid-day traffic
        F             C       C   
While I called up the folks I truly love
Dm        Am       G
Hung up after they said hello

Chorus:
C
I got so tired of discussing my future
  Am
I started avoiding the people I love
Dm
Evenings of silence and mornings of nausea
G
Shakin’, sweatin’, I can’t throw up


C
I got so tired of discussing my future
       Am
That I walk through my life like I’m the only one
Dm                                                G
Evenings of silence and mornings of nausea