Verse 1: Em Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman C And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed Am B I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it C B7 Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and Em D Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman G C And from that moment, you'll be out of place and under dressed Am B I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it C D B7 Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and Pre-Chorus 1: Em When you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white pinstripes whoa-oh C B B Am G Em Everything goes according to plan Chorus: C B7 I'm the new cancer, never looked better Em D And you can't stand it G I know because you say so under your breath B7 You're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?" C B7 Em D Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? G Never looked better B7 And you can't stand it Interlude: B B C C B B C C C C B Am G Verse 2: Em Next is a trip to the ladies room in vain C I bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas Am B Tonight, tonight, you are, you are a whispering campaign C B7 I bet to them, your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shhh Em D Talk to the mirror, choke back tears G C C B Am And keep telling yourself that, "I'm a diva." Pre-Chorus 2: Am B C Oh, and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table D B C B C C C Am B They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin Chorus: C B7 I'm the new cancer, never looked better Em D And you can't stand it G I know because you say so under your breath B7 You're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?" C B7 Em D Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? G Never looked better B7 B B And you can't stand it Instrumental -x2-: Em D G C Am B Em Bridge: Em D G C Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Am B Em I've never looked better and you can't stand it Em D G C Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Am B Em I've never looked better and you can't stand it Outro: Em And I know, and I know D G C It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up Am B I've never been so surreptitious Em So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch Em And I know, and I know D G C It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up Am B I've never been so surreptitious Em So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch Em And I know, and I know D G C It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up Am B I've never been so surreptitious Em D Em So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
