Intro: Gm G (x3) G

Verse:
G
I write all my songs about the same girl
                                                   D
Cause she's the only consistent thing in my world
                                          G
But I swear I swear I'm gonna change that

I'm probably gonna grow up someday maybe have a kid
                                                       D
But I don't want a mini me I want someone who can win
                                             G
And I swear I don't mean that competitively 

I just think it might be harder to have a brain like mine
                                                       D
One that won't shut up and self-destructs all the time
                             G
But what the heck do I know

Interlude: Gm G Gm

Verse:
G                               Gm
    This change probably sounds weird to you ears
G
    The rest of this song probably will I'm just talking at this 
point
Gm                              G                 Gm
                                  Can you hear me
                              G
Or am I just bouncing off walls
                      Gm
This sounds like some hipster college kid's attempt at slam poetry
G
It's not

Interlude: G

Verse:
G                          Em
I didn’t mean to throw any shade at my girl earlier
C                              D
If that’s what it sounded like it wasn’t I swear
G
I love her she’s great
Em                              C
She probably thinks I’ve said I swear too much
                  D
I’ve said it like fifteen times already
G                         Em
She has good taste so she probably hates my music
     C
God i hate it a lot of the time
D
This song doesn’t even rhyme
G                                 Em
Or have any flow I'm not on a roll
                                    C
This isn’t poetic I’m losing control
                                  D
Despite what I say I need no diagnosis
                                        G     Em
It’s never that simple so screw your prognosis
C                     D
I don’t know though, I never know what’s good for me

Interlude: G Em C D

Outro:
G                        Em                     C  D
Isn't this your favorite illegible button's song
              G        Em   C    D     G
Cause it's mine it's mine oh it's mine