Intro:
(nc)
I would beg to disagree
(nc)
But begging disagrees with me
(nc)
I would beg to disagree
(nc)
But begging disagrees with me

Verse 1:
F
  I told you I didn't wanna go to this dinner
F
  You know I don't go for those ones that you bother about
F
  So when they say something that makes me start to simmer
F
  That fancy wine won't put this fire out, oh

Chorus:
F
Kick me under the table all you want
  C          F     C
I won't shut up, I won't shut up
F
Kick me under the table all you want
  C          F
I won't shut up, I won't shut up

Verse 2:
F
  I'd like to buy you a pair of pillow-soled hiking boots
F
  To help you with your climb
F
  Or rather, to help the bodies that you step over along your route
F
  So they won't hurt like mine

Chorus:
C
Kick me under the table all you want
  F          C     F          C
I won't shut up, I won't shut up
C
Kick me under the table all you want
  F          C     F          C
I won't shut up, I won't shut up

Post-chorus:
Dm                                   Am
  And if I don't wanna go, leave me alone
               F                                C
Don't push me, cookie, don't push me, don't you push me
Dm                                  C
  If you get me to go and I open my mouth
                                            Fm
To the xxxxxxx mutton that they're talking about

You could pout, but don't you, don't you
Cm
Don't you, don't you, don't you shush me

Chorus:
F    (nc)
Kick me under the table all you want
  C          F     C          F
I won't shut up, I won't shut up
F
Kick me under the table all you want
  C          F     C          F    F    G    Ab
I won't shut up, I won't shut up
C
Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree)
  F          C     F          C
I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me)
C
Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree)
  F          C     F          C
I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me)

Post-chorus:
Dm                                   Am
  And if I don't wanna go, leave me alone
               F                                C
Don't push me, cookie, don't push me, don't you push me
Dm                                  C
  If you get me to go and I open my mouth
                                            Fm
To the xxxxxxx mutton that they're talking about

You could pout, but don't you, don't you
Cm
Don't you, don't you, don't you shush me

Bridge:
F (nc)
I would beg to disagree

But begging disagrees with me
C              D
I would beg to disagree
    E           F
But begging disagrees with me
G              Bb
I would beg to disagree
    A           Ab            C
But begging disagrees with me

Chorus:
F
Kick me under the table all you want
  C            F
I won't shut up, I won't shut up
F
Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree)
  C            F
I won't shut up, I won't shut up (I would beg to disagree)
C
Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree)
  F          C     F          C
I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me)
C
Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree)
  F          C     F          C
I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me)
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