Intro: D A I’m coming apart at the seams. Bm G Pitching myself for leads in other people’s dreams. D A Now buzz, buzz, buzz. Bm G D Doc, there's a hole where something was. Bm G D Doc, there's a hole where something was. Interlude (x2): D A G Verse 1: D A G Fell out of bed. Butterfly bandage, but don't worry, D A G you'll never remember, your head is far too blurry. Bm G A D Put him in the back of a squad car, restrain that man, Bm G A D he needs his head put through a cat scan. Bm G A D Hey editor, I’m undeniable, Bm G A D hey doctor, I’m certifiable. G A Bm I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine G A Bm A G What a match: I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet D-D-D-D Chorus: D G Bm A So boycott love, detox just to retox D G Bm A and I’d promise you anything for another shot at life. D G Bm A Perfect boys with their perfect lives, D G Bm A nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy (wants to hear you sing about tragedy) Interlude (x2): D A G Verse 2: D A G Little girl, You got my staring odd D A G or was that just a telescopic camera nod? Bm G A D Painted doors in the highway, truck stop stalls, Bm G A D lot lizard scales cool my nightlife moods Bm G A D All the rookies leave your badge and your gun on the desk, when you Bm G A leave the room G A Bm I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine G A Bm A G What a match: I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet Chorus: D G Bm A So boycott love, detox just to retox D G Bm A and I’d promise you anything for another shot at life, D G Bm A perfect boys with their perfect lives, D G Bm A nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy (wants to hear you sing about tragedy) Bridge: D (let it ring for a while) Chorus: D G Bm A So boycott love, detox just to retox D G Bm A and I’d promise you anything for another shot at life, D G Bm A perfect boys with their perfect lives, D G Bm A nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy (wants to hear you sing about tragedy) This arrangement is its contributor’s own interpretation, shared for private study, education and non-commercial use. The underlying song, lyrics and music remain the property of their copyright owners. To request removal, see Legal & Copyright.
4 ukulele chords used in "Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes" by Fall Out Boy: A, Bm, D and G

















-2 for a simpler version
Can anyone give me the strumming patter
the third line of the chorus is “imperfect boys with their perfect ploys”, not “perfect boys with their perfect lives”. the fourth line of verse 2 is “Lot-lizard scales to deny my rules”