D I'm a faggot, I'm a retard, I got a Bm girl's bag, and a V-card. G I got three friends and a whack ass ride, A you can judge by the cover 'cause it's xxxxty on the inside. D No girls wanna xxxx me, trust me. Bm I don't give a xxxx, don't adjust me G just please shut your face hole for just one second. A "xxxx you faggot, you're so xxxxing D dumb." Dumb, I'm the dumb one? Bm Calm down, Bo, just count to ten. Um, G One, two, three, whore-I mean four-xxxx, A three, four, five, xxxxx-I mean six-xxxx. D Bm I quit, I got no patience, you won, I'll face it. G A Your life peaks at graduation, well, congratu-xxxxing-lations. D Bm Nerds, the faggots, the spastic fat chicks G A who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with, D Bm the kid with acne and tons of Proactive G packed inside his backpack. A I got your back, kid. -Same chord progression- Do you know why, kid, I can rap so mean? I was reading while you were xxxxing the prom queen. Huddled up reading, no lacrosse team. "Huddle up, huddle up!" What? You lost me. Sorry, bro, did I interrupt the circle of jerks all circle jerking? I need savin'? No, xxxx no. Quote the raven? No, xxxx Poe. Ah, xxxx, I'm xxxxxin, listenin'. They don't know what they're missing. For instance, I like poetry, I like instruments. Maybe we have similar interests? It's no fall balls, no balls fall. Sit and scrawl on the stall walls. At three p.m., I pause. That xxxx sounds like applause. Nerds, the faggots, the spastic fat chicks who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with, the kid with acne and tons of Proactive packed inside his backpack. I got your back, kid. Nerds, the faggots, the spastic fat chicks who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with, the kid with acne and tons of Proactive packed inside his backpack. I got your back, kid. Interlude: Dm Bb Dm Bb She stood in line and got cut. Dm Bb Tried out, got cut. Dm Bb Loved art, but the budget got cut. Dm Bb Then, she got numb, and she only felt Dm when she knelt and cut. Interlude: Dm Bb -x3- Dm -one strum- -Nerds, nerds, nerds, nerds, nerds, nerds, nerds- D Bm Nerds, the faggots, the spastic fat chicks G A who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with, D Bm the kid with acne and tons of Proactive G packed inside his backpack. A I got your back, kid. I know it's bad, kid. I got your back, kid. Outro: D
